Dr Bantam
dykebitz.bsky.social
Dr Bantam
@dykebitz.bsky.social
Alleged Conversationalist
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Oscar Wilde is out there rimming rent boys but god forbid you have a few fuckin scoops
October 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Your job as a male programmer is not to opine on politics, it’s to wear silly graphic tees and research designer drugs over a Star Trek marathon while voting-blue-no-matter-who at every opportunity. Know your place.
May 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In the face of [current political climate] I urge you to all follow Zoe's good example!
May 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Theres a lot of queers in the drama scene
May 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Worst thing about bluesky is that it's serving me really mid gay man thirst traps. It's not the men(who are lovely, and obviously very beautiful) or the fact that I'm a lesbian. It's that they're very bad thirst traps. It's like lex post thirst traps. Awful, twitter does this much better
May 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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fuck romantic love

marry friendship

kill nuclear family bonds
May 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My wet hot exposure response prevention summer 😍🤤😮‍💨🐝
May 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Lordotic for neopussy
May 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is me btw. Just to publicly inform you all. Peace and love.
April 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
How it feels reading Meanwhile, Elsewhere:
March 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me if I was a gay and french and a man
March 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
RIP
March 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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My army of 5'6 guinea pigs
January 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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no órlaith! stupid! it's nerds who like philosophy jokes. real smart women like boobs
January 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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The emperor's body has no organs
January 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I want to be in the company of either of two women and I'm gonna have rat-soul until I am
January 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It's true I say this all the time about him. Absolute killer of the game
If you’ve ever looked at me and thought “I bet that faggot could bind a book” as of tonight you would absolutely be correct
Being gay is so funny because damn I really did just learn an entirely new craft just for a Christmas present didn’t I
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
We do a little temple misandry :3
Inanna (trans woman) straight up icing Enkidu (insanely hot hairy agender guy) because she couldn't control him is sooooooo relatable
December 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
gif version wouldnt post fml
July 28, 2023 at 7:27 PM
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Show me your favorite photo! Here's mine. I was trying to take a cute picture of Zeke and his brother, Jesse James, photobombed him perfectly. Jesse's nose was practically on the lens. Yay, Galaxy S22 Ultra! We call this a partial eclipse!
May 21, 2023 at 6:44 AM
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brb fixing my brain with an omelas kid tulpa
May 3, 2023 at 1:56 PM
i keep getting spam followed by account withs 30ish yr old men pfps this feels like being back on grindr ^-^
April 27, 2023 at 7:41 PM