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Eggs Benni Gesserit 🪺🥚🐣
@dxllmusic.bsky.social
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I make loud music, write poems, and play niche RTS games. Staff writer and editor at numetalagenda.com. She/Her/Ella/Bahstin, Ked. 😉
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ok, fine lol 😅
a girl in a black dress standing in front of a neon sign that says “WIGS,” with two visible mannequin heads in the background. one of them is wearing a pink curly wig. the girl in the black dress is wearing black-framed glasses, some silver hoop earrings and two silvery chain necklaces. her left hand is by her side and her right hand is up running through her long brown hair which is draped down over her right shoulder. she’s looking up to her left in the general direction of the WIGS sign and smirking a little bit with both eyebrows raised.
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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sry gotta post my birb baby rq 🥰
girl with long brown hair, open black sweatshirt over a crop top, grey jeans, and demonia swing-815 boots plays rhythm guitar on a black PRS against a tan wall. there’s a mic’d-up Line 6 Spider III amp in the background with a small visible corner of the girl’s father and his trusty 1978 lesbian paul
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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they’re sending their best rn and their best does not have the juice
Nearly half of new recruits who’ve arrived for training at FLETC over the past three months were later sent home because they could not pass the written exam, according to the data. The academic requirement includes an exam where officers are allowed to consult their textbooks and notes at the end of a legal course on the Immigration and Nationality Act and the Fourth Amendment, which outlines when officers can and cannot conduct searches and seizures.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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actual photo of me when someone asks what nu-metal is and why i like it so much
two-part image. top half is the world’s most dramatic seagull throwing its head and neck as far back as possible to inhale. bottom half is the same seagull screaming, head pointed up and ahead as if engaging in public speaking heroics, with a red filter over the whole image and bright light emanating from its eyes the seagull probably needs to learn to chill or something but listen i’m not its mom and he seems like he’s having a good time so 😅
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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have you ever been, like, walking down the street leaving work and an eldritch abomination just fucking ~*materializes*~ right next to you? like i already had a whole laundry list of shit to do and now you’re telling me i have to engage the Horrors(TM) in ritual combat??? like, bro, please… 😭
girl with dark glasses, pulled-back brown hair, and a wry-but-kind-of-over-it slight smile looking up to the left at a large sculpture that looks kind of like an eldritch abomination, it’s mostly made of a dark metal, with five sinewy appendages emanating outward and splitting into sinewy sub-appendages. there’s a green but thinning tree behind the sculpture, and a patch of blue sky behind a red brick office building
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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if you know me at all you know that this image hit me like a precision-guided bunker buster
screencap from r/teenagers, post reads: DO NOT ASK A TRANS GIRL WHAT GAMES SHE PLAYS Bitch has been typing for an hour now
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Found this one a couple months late, but I’m loving this album from Ladrones that dropped this May!

It’s corrido, it’s nu-metal, it’s djent kinda, it’s not a typical genre blend but the guitar work is really expressive and engaging.
Cover of “Mexican Pesado” by Ladrones, released on May 28th Cover is a greyscale cartoon-style hand making a gun sign straight upwards, wrapped in prayer beads with a silver cross hanging down near the extended thumb. There are rows of hanging flags barely visible in the background
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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So I’ve definitely read this article before but not even reading the article before could prepare me for this moment
HOUR SIX You’ll need to get back off the bench and take the reins again now, as the peak of the party is upon you. This is the wacky guy’s time to shine. I suggest writing all over him and strapping a raw chicken to his waist so that his penis dangles inside it (see top image).
August 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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what I *do* get is goofy-ass pics of my cousin absolutely crushing the intro to Promises in the Dark by Pat Benatar

it is a deep pull, we kill it, I have fuck all to do for the first verse before it gets heavy so I took a dumb selfie before I had to play notes
girl in a light blue dress absolutely belting that shit into a mic in a brightly lit room, with some audience members in the background in various stages of interest. there’s a girl in the foreground with her head tilted sideways with hair coming down and covering her mouth, one hoop earring is visible, as well as part of a dark fretboard with those PRS flying bird inlays
August 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Tbh idk if I’d call some of these “perfect” (2008 was a weird year for stuff I was into and I was digging into a lot of back catalogues) but I definitely had copies of and spent a lot of time with all of these albums. Strange time in my life lol
OSI - Blood Mastodon - Crack the Skye Kayo Dot - Blue Lambency Downward Dir En Grey - Uruboros
July 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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hey guess what
girl with big black glasses and long frizzy brown hair, some light lipstick, eyeshadow and silver hoop earrings smiling at the camera. she’s lit from behind through a big sunny bay window, with a potted string of pearls and a potted monstera on elevated round wooden platforms. the monstera pot says “I’m rooting for you” on it
July 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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not @hausofdecline.bsky.social getting cursed with the gift of prophecy yet again 😭
A blond female Philly Phanatic says "I don't know if we should be doing this." Another one with an Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction haircut looms over her seductively. The blonde one stares into her eyes as the Uma one puts her hand up to the blonde-ones Birdo-like orifice. The blonde one, with feigned reluctance, says "your husband is my boss." They kiss deeply. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia Chapter, a hot and bothered woman says to her friend "yeah, this is some good shit right here..."
July 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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ok so I *knew* I liked this brewery for a reason 😅
view of a bunch of brewery machinery, valves, pipes, pressure gauges and beakers, focusing on a green gas canister labeled “AGP”
July 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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this is not a good selfie but fuck it support our troops iykyk 😇
a picture of literally the right 52% of a girl with long brown hair, glasses, and a black strappy tank top there’s big tall metal slide in the background, with some blocky grey office buildings behind it this is in Boston, near City Hall. that’s important ;)
July 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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if you wanna be a cowgirl you can just *be* a cowgirl
baby Gabi c.2010 in a big baggy cow costume with a loose-fitting bonnet and a prominent pink udder, hanging out in a high school classroom adult Gabi two months ago posing in front of a flight of empty beer glasses, wearing a black leather jacket, a headband with cow horns and pink ears, a pink collar with a cowbell on it, and some big yellow cow tag earrings. she’s wearing dark eyeshadow and bright pink lipstick, smirking a little bit and showing off a temporary tattoo of a tiny chibi-style cow on her hand, which also has a green paper wristband and some blue and silver rings
July 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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my friend, listening to the Hot Action Cop cover of Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” for the first time
a text bubble against a blue background that reads “This feels like a hate crime”
July 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Hey if you’re reading this skeet and you’re in Australia rn you gotta listen to this and lmk how it is lol
Spotify screencap of “Drone” by Karnivool, scheduled for release on June 27, 2025 The album art is a black and white image of a cracked desert plain, with a single tall palm tree to the left and an abandoned fishing boat buried in the sand in the foreground, a tall forward mast pointing upwards and to the right
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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my review of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth Chapter 14
screenshot of a discord post reading “every time i’m like ‘how can this possibly get more awkward’ life finds a way”
June 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Pride fit from last night honestly went too hard not to post, everything is silly rn so I’m getting silly with it
girl with black glasses, makeup, black lipstick and long brown hair stands in a closed-off street watching a parade. she’s wearing silvery hoop earrings, a black choker with a crescent moon pendant and a black crop top that has “YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA” written in white block letters. she’s pulling her hair to the side so you can read what’s on the shirt full body shot of the same girl leaning against a black pole by a parking garage, the wall is painted yellow and orange with visible graffiti. she’s wearing a pair of black booty shorts that say “PROPAGANDA,” some fishnets with comically large holes, and big stompy platform boots. she’s looking back at the camera with raised eyebrows, finger to her smiling lips, and honestly a just generally goofy facial expression
June 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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boymoding
egg Gabi c. 2010 wearing glasses and a cow costume with a cute little cow bonnet and a very prominent udder, in a sign of things to come
May 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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babe I promise I’m not a hoe, I’m just
a picture of a pink box of ULTRA POLY multipurpose gloves, sitting on a backroom shelf
May 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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most normal Chilean beer commercial tbh
Chilean meme c.2010 featuring a guanaco (water cannon crowd control truck) painted bright red, with the logo of Escudo, a popular beer brand. It’s firing what appears to be beer into a presumably ecstatic crowd of student protestors. Trees and an apartment building are visible in the background
May 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Okay so my partner is insanely good at taking pictures, they snapped this one of me the other day and it’s too damn good not to post
a girl with long brown hair, dark-rimmed glasses and black lipstick stands in the shade and stares off to her left with a slight smile. she’s wearing a black leather jacket and a big black bag over her shoulder. the background is blurry but mostly green and bright, with a japanese maple tree with pink leaves reflecting the sunlight
May 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Someone on here posted this screencap a few months ago and I’ve been cackling ever since
YouTube screencap from Channel “TOM’S REFURB” titled “I Can’t Stop Blowing Trannies.” Thumbnail includes the presumed channel owner shrugging, badly photoshopped to appear to be standing on a failed transmission unit on the ground in front of a grey vintage car, with the word “OOPS!” in all caps to his left.
May 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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face card friday or whatever, happy weekend everybody! 😊
a girl with black glasses, makeup and eyeliner/eyeshadow, black lipstick and long straight brown hair in a center part looking up at the camera and smirking a lil bit. she’s wearing a leather jacket and ball chain necklace. there’s a big old bookshelf and the top 1/3 of a trans flag in the background
April 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM