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dwkii.bsky.social
The Jinglemeister
@dwkii.bsky.social
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He/Him

Singer/Actor

Denver, CO

Jinglemeister of the Soon To Be Named Network

Currently: Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story; Next: Annie

Profile Photo courtesy of RDG Photography
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Marble Madness
A screenshot from the NES version of Marble Madness, featuring a red, grey, and yellow maze with a catapult as the only obstacle on the screen. The blue marble is getting ready to roll down a ramp to the right. There are 63 seconds left in the gameplay, and the current score is 24,460.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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A poster for the film Jackie Brown, featuring Pam Grier in a wide collar white shirt and a blazer pointing a gun at the camera. Text says "Pam Grier is Jackie Brown. A Quentin Tarantino film. Christmas Day" The film poster for Glengarry Glen Ross. On the left side are small portraits of Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin, Jack Lemmon, and Ed Harris. They are set inside a silhouette of a man's head. The background is a rain soaked window that has been broken. Text on the poster: Actors' names at top - Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Alec Baldwin, Ed Harris, Alan Arkin, Kevin Spacey Underneath, "Glengarry Glen Ross" Additional text: "Lie. Cheat. Steal. All in a day's work." "Two enthusiastic thumbs up! Great performances right across the board." - Siskel & Ebert Movie poster for Goodfellas, featuring Ray Liotta, Robert DeNiro, and Joe Pesci on a black background at the top. Underneath is a street scene featuring a dead man in a suit with a fedora next to him. Text between the three men and the scene says "As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster." - Henry Hill, Brooklyn, NY Goodfellas A Martin Scorcese Picture Three decades of Life in the Mafia
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Bought a couple of new records today. Seemed sadly appropriate.
A picture of copies of D'Angelo's first two albums: "Brown Sugar" and "Voodoo" sitting on top of a record player. "Brown Sugar" is on top, and can be seen in full. "Voodoo" is underneath with only the title and the artist's name showing.
October 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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This is a thing?

What a racket...
A screenshot from the karaoke bar I'm hanging out tonight showing that one can pay money to skip ahead in the line. The prices are exorbitant, and the entire idea pisses me off...
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Screenshot of Teri Hatcher's Wikipedia Page that says, "In 2024, Hatcher portrayed Ruth Finley in the Lifetime film The Killer Inside: The Ruth Finley Story."
August 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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That is what a 36-37 year old man looked like in 1924. In the recent Broadway production of the musical Floyd Collins, Floyd was played by this man, Jeremy Jordan.
A picture of actor/singer Jeremy Jordan in the musical Floyd Collins. He is wearing a dirty henley, and overalls. He holds a lantern, and his hands are outstretched as he sings.
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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His Wikipedia article provides this picture of him...
The wikipedia photo of cave explorer Floyd Collins. It is a black and white photo of a man wearing a jacket and tie, his hair is parted on the side, and he has a ribbon on his jacket that says "Great Crystal Cave".
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Clerks 2
A group dancing in front of a fast food restaurant playground (you can't hear it, but they are dancing to ABC by the Jackson Five.)
July 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Just putting this here for no particular reason.
A newspaper clipping of Andre the Giant, which reads: "I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case, because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon, and I want to squash his face.*
July 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This match had everything! #AEWAllIn
Bill Harder as his SNL character Stefon. With an olive green t-shirt over a long sleeved Ed Hardy t-shirt. He is holding his hands in front of his face.
July 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A promo photo of professional wrestler Harley Race in his guise as "King Harley Race", wearing a purple satin robe with white trim, and a purple satin crown with gold trim.
June 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Army of Darkness, Ocean's Eleven (2001), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
A filthy Ash Williams, the protagonist of the Evil Dead series of films, played by Bruce Campbell, clad in an equally filthy and tattered shirt holds a shotgun above his head, proclaiming it his "boomstick" to the denizens (aka "primitive screwheads") of medieval England. 5 members of the cast of Ocean's Eleven look off camera. The five men in question are: Danny Ocean, played by George Clooney, who is wearing a black jacket and white dress shirt with an open collar. Rusty Ryan, played by Brad Pitt, wearing a tan suit and a rust colored dress shirt with two buttons open. Linus Caldwell, played by Matt Damon, wearing a horizontal striped shirt under a beige casual jacket. Ruben Tishkoff, played by Elliot Gould, wearing a red smoking jacket and a gold untied ascot. Basher Tarr, played by Don Cheadle, wearing a brown leather overcoat, and a loosely tied tan scarf. Willy Wonka presents the Chocolate Room to the guests of his factory. He stands at the top of the steps wearing a purple velvet frock coat, frilly shirt and bow tie with a brown top hat. Around him are the children and parents. On the far left in the front, Veruca Salt wears a red dress. Next to her is Violet Beauregard, wearing a blue pant suit with a red belt. Holding her hand is her father, Square Deal Sam Beauregard, wearing a grey suit jacket, black pants, white shirt and red tie. On Willy Wonka's right, is Mrs. Teevee, wearing a lilac dress. On her right is Charlie Bucket, wearing a blue turtleneck, and her son Mike Teevee, wearing a cowboy outfit: yellow western shirt, tan pants, and white cowboy boots. Behind him is Augustus Gloop. Grandpa Joe is behind Charlie, wearing a dark suit and tie. Between Mr. Beauregard and Willy Wonka can be seen the face of Mrs. Gloop, while Mr. Salt stands behind/between Veruca and Violet.
June 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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There is no reason on God's green earth that a porta-potty should be called "Honey Bucket".
A gray porta potty in a public parking garage. It has a sign on it that reads honey bucket.
June 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I also do not like the implications of this test.
A picture of Effie Trinket from The Hunger Games, dressed in a frilly mauve gown, and standing in front of a microphone. Tim Haverford from Parks and Rec grinning at the camera, wearing a brown suit and tie. Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, wearing a white dress with her blonde hair blowing in front of her face. Her expression is...unenthused. Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby, wearing a tuxedo and staring intensely at the camera.
May 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Found this shirt at Dillard's yesterday, and it feels like a Game Changer. @dropout.tv
A men's dress shirt covered in a pattern of rainbows (sort of...they only have three colors) that reminded me of the logo from Dropout's show Game Changer.
May 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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I mean look at this fly mutha...
Actor Diego Luna in the Disney+ Star Wars series, Andor. In this scene, he is acting as a spy with the cover alias of Varian Skye, a fashion designer. He is dressed in a blue suit which has a uniquely Star Wars cut.
May 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I hate geese, but goslings are adorable.
A mother goose, and three goslings wandering around a park near where I work.
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I feel like these four pre-saved albums says something about me, but I'll be damned if I can say what...
A screenshot of my Spotify library featuring four upcoming albums that I've pre-saved. The four albums are "I Forgive You" by Wicked star Cynthia Erivo, "Pleasure" by soft rock band Young Gun Silver Fox, "Breakthrough" by blues guitarist Joe Bonamassa, and "Black Hole Superette" by underground hip hop icon Aesop Rock.
April 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Going through old photos at my mom's house.
Baseball photo from around 1986. Wearing a light blue uniform and holding a baseball bat. Holding a Superman birthday cake. Hanging out in California in 1989. Sunglasses on my head, braces, wearing a cycling shirt. Portrait from 1992, 15 years old. Wearing a white short sleeve dress shirt and a colorful skinny tie.
April 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Going through old photos at my mom's house.
Baseball photo from around 1986. Wearing a light blue uniform and holding a baseball bat. Holding a Superman birthday cake. Hanging out in California in 1989. Sunglasses on my head, braces, wearing a cycling shirt. Portrait from 1992, 15 years old. Wearing a white short sleeve dress shirt and a colorful skinny tie.
April 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Took my mom to her first escape room.
A picture of my family (myself, my wife, my two sons, and my mother) after we successfully completed the "90s Nostalgia" Escape Room at BoxedIn Escape Rooms in Festis, MO. My wife is holding a sign that shows we completed the room with 6 minutes and 41 seconds left.
April 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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My dad, my little sister and I, circa 1981.
A faded studio photograph from the early 1980s. In the middle is a gentleman in a grey three piece suit with dark hair combed in a part. On his lap is a little girl in a red and white dress. On the other side is a little boy in a white shirt and black vest.
April 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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RIP Dad.

#RollTide
The display at my father's memorial service. There is a table covered in an ivory cloth. On it is an urn surrounded by roses. Next to it is a University of Alabama baseball cap, a Hostess cup cake, and a picture of my father. The table is surrounded by other floral displays.
April 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Holding him for the last time.
A picture of me holding my dog, Puccini (a schnauzer/terrier mix) at the animal ER for the last time. I'm wearing jeans and a black t-shirt, and Puccini is wrapped in a pink blanket.
April 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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This sucks so bad.

This was from the day after we adopted him, about 6 1/2 years ago.
A picture of my late dog, Puccini, a schnauzer/terrier mix, laying on my belly.
April 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM