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Mark Dove
@duvzo.bsky.social
Never actually eaten tofu
Wülferhampton
Christmas movie too. Win win. (Or should that be Winthorpe Winthorpe?)
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
That Depher bloke never shuts up does he?
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Someone's feeling completely back to normal. Bed blocker!
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Usually item 1 on the agenda
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
So it's cardiology and not a hatectomy?

I came for the potatoes but stayed for the #fuckofffriday s
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Paprika crisps and lemon chewing gum.
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Thank goodness all energy is clean and free and there are zero ramifications to using LLM for absolutely everything.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Pretty sure you could already do that.

Listen to the nice people in the white coats and try not to worry about the wine lake accumulating back home.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Happy wossname Mr G. Fuhrer
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
File under urban folk, urbane folk, urban pholk, etc etc
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Quite a good breakfast actually. And no beans to cause grief (cue cries of "Don't let the peas touch anything!")
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Tother way around. No product but all costs = a loss not profit. Generally gross profit is sales - cost of goods sold. Net profit is gross profit - overheads. Net profit is taxable, giving post-tax profit which can then be given out as dividends or retained as capital.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
That's a given. Racism is alive and well in the population, in fact I'd say it never really went away but they stopped saying it out loud for a while.
Anyway, my neighbours are busy buying up old editions of Dahl, Blyton etc for the grandkids before "they make the new editions all woke".
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Not quite so amusing when we pay her and the rest of the war criminals, nomarks, liars and cretins at least £115k a year just to open the mail. Sorry, "run an office".
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Or pre-watershed, a sham on the Cam
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Actual brain-dead web designers are those that can't be bothered to trim spaces from the front and end of inputs, preferring to go straight to "Illegal postcode" etc instead.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When all it will do is remind people of Trump's balls.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM