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dupin.bsky.social
Garfsune Miku Vascaína
@dupin.bsky.social
59 followers 18 following 170 posts
Fã n°1 de Ednaldo Pereira
Só sigo quem eu conheço ou sou fã, não adianta me seguir que eu não vou retribuir
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coutoartdump.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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coutoartdump.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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roupadearlequim.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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junlper.beer
it’s fine i just thought it would be chinese
birdrespecter.bsky.social Grayton Plumbly @birdrespecter.bsky.social · Jan 14
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media
January 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
January 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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junlper.beer
when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold
January 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Two kids are trapped in a darkened hjouse with no windows. One says "damn bro, looks like we got skinamarkinked." The other brother asks "how are we gonna get out of this one?" Suddenly the Kook Aid man bursts through a wall and says "OH YEAH!!!" He extends his hand and says "come with me if you want to live." The brothers seem delighted.
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
this drone situation is crazy. quote tweet unrelated, can't figure out how to delete it
December 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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brunao.bsky.social
Odiei não tem gosto NENHUM de alecrim

parece vinho
Foto de uma garrafa de vinho com o nome Alecrim
December 15, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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junlper.beer
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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cornost.one
💔
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
don't have a spotify wrapped cuz i just steal my music
December 4, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
I was AMBUSHED by this MYSTERIOUS CRYPTID at @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social today.
Photo of an adorable little white and ginger shorthaired cat with light green eyes and a cute pink nose.
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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soelogios.bsky.social
GASTARAM MILHÕES PARA NÃO FICAR BROXA

NÃO FUNCIONOU
barangurte.bsky.social Barangurte a CLT das Trevas @barangurte.bsky.social · Nov 27
Gastaram trilhões pra comprar a eleição

Não funcionou

Tentaram impedir os eleitores de votar

Não funcionou

Tentaram dar golpe

Não funcionou

Tentaram matar o novo presidente

Não funcionou

Tentaram invadir os três poderes

Não funcionou

Tentaram vender jóia e fugir

Não funcionou
November 27, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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lewownardo1.bsky.social
Versão com times amazonenses
November 26, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
listen up liberal, there are only 2 genders: soyjak and chudjak
November 26, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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junlper.beer
@junlper.beer
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
dupin.bsky.social
digamos que você tem um cachorro chamado nabunda
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
dupin.bsky.social
não sei como existe gente que gosta de sexo quando existe jogar uma partida de lol de teemo
November 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
dupin.bsky.social
é quarta do whisky, chat
November 13, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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posebean.bsky.social
38 i hate gacha games
#dailychu
November 9, 2024 at 7:18 AM
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posebean.bsky.social
39 first we had pika eating borger then we had pika cookin borger now we have pika is borger
#dailychu
November 9, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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upandoutcomic.bsky.social
an old comic about a horse
November 8, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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junlper.beer
update:
November 8, 2024 at 3:55 AM