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i like roller coasters and amusement parks and having fun

📍PHL-ish
:3
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when i'm at a chain restaurant and my entree doesn't start with a cup of soup or small caesar salad
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
once in a while i look cute!
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
how i feel after i do my skincare for the evening
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
just watched a plane take off from a plane
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i hope i am not only a stakeholder to you, but a valued customer as well
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 Lots of big balloons at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, but I’ve got smaller balloons ready for my Christmas tree!

designpavilion.etsy.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
every plane should have these lay down seats and i should always be seated in one (or laid? in one?)
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I'm making chopped unc for thanksgiving. it's my grandfather's recipe, from the war
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
✈️✈️
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i got a caffeine undereye serum that works so well but damn if i still don't want undereye fillers
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
me on slack yesterday before signing off for the week:
To all my US pals: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! 🍁🍽 🍗🦃

To all my non-US pals: have a very pleasant Thursday
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Luke Christwalker 🙏
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Evergreen
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I think about this little guy all the damned time.

I saw him in the DIA collection almost ten years ago and he's remained a permanent fixture in my brain ever since.

Art is fucking wonderful.

dia.org/collection/s...
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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They can
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
who is "we"? don't lump me into that group i did not want doge at all. it was never meant to improve efficiency lmao shut the fuck up mayor pete. dumbass
We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.

But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i can't wait to leave for vacation tomorrow i have the zoomies
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i'm watching the new defunctland about clankers and it's pretty good. thanks for reading
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
positive self talk is hard after you've recently seen yourself in the unflattering eye of a tsa precheck/clear photo kiosk
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM