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Jane
@dumpylittleunicorn.bsky.social
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Some-time blogger, cat wrangler, neurospicy, geek.
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On my way to #DragonMeet where I will pretend to Christmas shop but end up buying myself things.
A middle aged woman wearing a patterned coat, headphones red glasses and a teal beanie. She has a mass of dark curls and she looks happy. She is on a train.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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I’ve just finished reading Gnomes of Lychford and I go to visit the cat I’m looking after and I find this. Should I be worried @paulcornell.bsky.social I enjoyed the latest installment btw.
A small bearded toy Christmas gnome with red white and green striped legs. Green boots, a bushy white beard and a green hat. Its limbs are splayed and it has the look of a crime scene.
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I’m on my way to do a protest. Trans rights are human rights. If any terfs are following me do me a favour and block me. Trans men are men trans women are women and non binary folk are non binary. I’m protesting for my friends and their families.
Middle aged fat woman with short curly hair wearing red glasses headphones, a black hoodie and a rain coat. She is tired of the terf bullshit.
April 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Hyper focus complete #legobotanicals
Lego botanicals mini orchid set. All four of the Japanese botanical sets lucky bamboo, mini orchid, chrysanthemum and plum blossom
March 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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My hair may have reached an ultimate evolution.
A middle aged woman wearing a grey long sleeve top and dungarees with cats in plant pots on. She has a heavy stainless steel chain around her neck. She is wearing very red glasses. Her short dark brown hair is shot through with quite a bit of grey these days. But the curls are nothing short of epic haloing her head. With one rebellious curl hanging down the middle of her forehead. She looks tired. She is 110% done with a lot of shit.
February 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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A very good friend has bought me a book nook kit and now I’m making tiny books.
A box with a miniature kit. The box is grey and it called detective famous agency. There is a picture of the completed project on the cover it has a light kit included. A green squared cutting board with 8 tiny vintage looking hard back books.
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I love these Lego botanicals. I now need more.
February 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is what 46 looks like.

When did I get so old?
A middle aged woman earrings g red glasses, a purple pinniefore with astrological sign in and a navy top looks at the camera. Her hair is brunette short and wild with more grey growing in.
February 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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This cat honestly. Constant companion. Chaos goblin. I love his stripey face so much.
A brown tabby cat sits on top of an ikea kallax unit. There is a metal lampshade in the left hand fore ground. This picture is of the brown tabby cat on top of a kallax unit from below. He is peering down at me as if contemplating whether to jump on my head. Tim the brow. Tabby cat lies on top of the shelving unit. He is looking straight at the camera. If he was an actor this would be his professional head shot.
January 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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It’s probably somewhere near 20 years since I last had an inhaler. This looks space age in comparison. It’s a preventer and reliever all in one. We are not sure that Covid has kicked off some asthma as I have inflammation but not severely enough. I’m trying this to see if it helps.
On a wooden desk top sits an inhaler. It has a pink cover and a white body. There is a window to see how many doses are left and dimples on the body to aid grip.
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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First day back in the office of the new year and first day back post Covid. The level of tired I am is ridiculous. Should be home in 15 minutes. Tonight I will be non verbal.
A middle aged woman wearing a colourful scarf. A black coat with a dark green botanical print. She is wearing rose gold headphones and her red glasses. She is looking very tired.
January 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Today is the first day I’ve been outside in over a week! I wrapped up warm and tried to keep the very cold air out of my lungs. The walk to the local co-op is not far. I am exhausted now. Covid has been a nightmare.
A middle aged woman wearing a black hoodie, teal hat, a pink and blue scarf and bright red glasses looks at the camera.
January 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Happy new year
January 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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@runalongwomble.bsky.social I am seeing out the year reading @aptshadow.bsky.social’s Children of Ruin. And I have a friend keeping me company while I do.
December 29, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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I’m watching you hoomin.
A Chonky tabby cat. All that is visible are his ears eyes and nose. He is looking at the camera.
December 28, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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I am coming down with a cold. Decided to head to bed. Before I did though let Tim in and gave him some dry food before going up to bed and changing into clean pjs. I turned around and there he was reporting for biscuit making duties.
On top of some white bedding with light green embroidered trees sits a chunky tabby cat. He is brown and black tiger stripes with a golden belly. His eyes are large and green with black pupils. His nose is brown and around his mouth is white. He is waiting for his human to get into bed.
December 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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And it’s up!
A Christmas tree covered in lights and lots of random decorations accumulated over a lifetime. There is artwork on the wall behind including a dalek, Rey and BB8 and a set of trail cards framed from phantom peak.
December 8, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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New decoration.
A white ceramic heart with 7 hearts stamped on it in rainbow colours and the word cwtch etched below in red. The decoration is sitting on a spooky fabric covered leg.
December 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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It’s time
A set of fairy lights rolled up. Held by a left hand. They are glowing and are really pleasing.
December 8, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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I now have a medieval dick tree tea towel.
November 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
There is a large bird feeder. At one of the top perches on the left is a vibrant green parakeet. It has a bright red beak. Its body is almost lime green. Its tale is emerald green. On a low perch on the right is a nuthatch. It has a long dark grey beak. Its’s head back wings and tail are a mid grey and its breast and belly feathers are a peachy colour.
November 25, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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I’m going in.
Sexy Gary oldman in red armour snogs Winona Ryder in a green dress.
November 23, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Turns out this is the maximum amount of hair I have the patience to blow dry. But my goodness the look I am serving. #adhd
A middle aged woman with short curly hair and red glasses looks at the camera. She is rearing a heavy stainless steel chain with a star pendant and a black T-shirt with Daria and Jane on it saying anti-social social club.
November 23, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Fuss me hoomin
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Post you from a different era
A young woman wearing a black embroidered dress. She has very long hair in ringlets. She is wearing red lipstick and is staring into the camera. She is 18 and she thinks she can do anything.
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 AM