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dumpsterrac.bsky.social
✨Dumpster Raccoon✨
@dumpsterrac.bsky.social
trash connoisseur
do u think our cats like each other or something
May 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
smelly popsicle boys 💖
February 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
babyman enjoying the fresh air 🥹
February 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
this one too, although with a little reluctance
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i stg i would take a bullet for this creature 🫡
February 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
homemade strawberry pie 🥰
February 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
a special vday treat for the gremlins
February 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
personal space is overrated
January 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the sinister gargoyles in my home
January 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i humbly present my beautiful creation for all my hot and sexy bitches with social anxiety 💖😘

(inspired by ✨blingees✨ may they rest in peace)
January 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
my cats are the cutest beings in the world. in this essay i will…
January 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM