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UTSA, Go Spurs Go
I understand the question, but it's still weird. If you're getting dunked on, it means that you're contesting the shot - which you're supposed to do.
Victor Wembanyama on getting dunked on:

"Until I'm getting dunked on more than I block shots, I'm going to keep going. But none of us gonna live to this day.” 🤣🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Everyone keeps asking if the Wemby highlights are AI. Uh, no. It's double AI. Allen Iverson standing on Allen Iverson's shoulders.
October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
As the Army's birthday, this idea pretty much works!
June 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Great line, great delivery. No notes.
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is the best finals post yet.
buddy I haven't seen Haliburton fuck up the south like this since the Deepwater Horizon
June 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
YOUUUUUUUUUU TEEEEEEEEEEEE

#BirdsUp
#MeepMeep
June 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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It’s 2 am and we’re still marking up massive cuts to Medicaid.

While their constituents are asleep, Republicans are trying to take away health care from 13.7 million people to pay for tax cuts for billionaires.

They want you to tune out. Don’t ⬇️
x.com/i/broadcasts...
HAPPENING NOW: Republicans are putting health care on the chopping block / X
HAPPENING NOW: Republicans are putting health care on the chopping block
x.com
May 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
This is fantastic news! Now MORE!
She’s out!! They have released Ozturk from ICE custody!
May 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ok, this is pretty badass
"Red Shirt"
May 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Unfortunately we have forgotten the lessons we've learned about external events providing cover for unrelated price increases. To be fair, that lesson was learned so long ago that we are blind to forget it. It was all the way back in 2-aught-23 the last time this happened.
This deserves some good coverage: tariffs giving “cover” for other price hikes that are unrelated to trade.
The gas station I pass on my way to work has raised the price of breakfast sandwiches by like $1.50 in the last month. It's affecting things that aren't even imported
May 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hell yeah
April 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Looking at incoming vessels to the Port of Los Angeles (America's largest container port):

1.) This week we're still in frontrunning mode (57%+ YoY).

2.) Next week we're basically at normal (-8% YoY).

3.) Two weeks from now we're in The Bad Place (-44% YoY)
April 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Not sure who needs to hear this, but any govt official who violates someone's constitutional rights -- and is acting outside the scope of their lawful authority -- can be PERSONALLY liable in a civil suit.

ICE officers. Cabinet members. White House staffers. Even the president.
April 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The person I'm quoting works on the show in some capacity so... BIASED.

I'm just some rando and I'll give you the real story.

Fact check: TRUE
Fact check: TRUE
@roywoodjr.bsky.social @michaelianblack.bsky.social 'Have I Got News for You': the funniest thing on TV every week.
March 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Absolutely ridiculous!
Sandro Mamukelashvili finished with 34 points, 9 rebounds, and 3 assists in 19 minutes. Mamukelashvili is the ONLY player in NBA history to record at least 34 points and 5 rebounds in under 20 minutes.
Sandro Mamukelashvili has 29 points, 9 rebounds, 3 assists in what's about to be a win over the Knicks. He's 11-of-12 from the field and 6-of-6 on 3s. He's done this in 18 minutes.
March 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Dead people getting rich off social security. 💀💰💸

They are setting up to rob YOU.
March 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's infrastructure week!
I see tomorrow is Friday.

Is Friday going a tariff day, or a some-tariffs day, or a no-tariffs day?

Or will it be some other kind of day, like an annex-Greenland day, or a Hannibal-Lecter-wants-to-have-you-for-dinner day, or an Arnold-Palmer-size day, or something else?

I just can’t keep track.
March 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Oops, all pandemics!
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I want to talk to this guy. I want to ask him what about Trump has made him think that Trump is a good business man. I think that out of all the regretful Trump voters, this is the one that twists my mind up the most.
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."

www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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evergreen sentiment
February 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What the ever-loving fuck? I know that I'm no expert, but the little that I do know is that this movement was freaking kicked off by trans women!
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is one way to lower prices, cause farmers to unprofitable flood the market with food.
February 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
To anyone who wants to help archive the data in the .gov websites before it's deleted:

wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/Ar...
ArchiveTeam Warrior - Archiveteam
wiki.archiveteam.org
February 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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If you're protesting tomorrow:

"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."

MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
February 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM