Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You
@dukeofjupiter.bsky.social
No longer on X. It's now a toxic sea of fascist cucks, courtesy of Fusck. Independent with a nasty streak against current MAGA, Q, J6'ers, and phony patriots that are really KKK/Putin/militia sympathizers. 🚫 DMs, 🚫 MAGA, 🚫 Ho-Bots 🚫 GoFundMe BS
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Best summarization I've seen.
Quiet. Quiet Piggy!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Quiet. Quiet Piggy!!
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Keystone Kash needed a distraction from the story that he took another private govt jet to watch his girlfriend sing. apnews.com/article/detr...
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Keystone Kash needed a distraction from the story that he took another private govt jet to watch his girlfriend sing. apnews.com/article/detr...
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House Speaker Mike Johnson signed bill cutting $186B from SNAP in July 2025 www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
House Speaker Mike Johnson signed bill cutting $186B from SNAP in July 2025
Users shared this true claim amid uncertainty regarding whether Americans would receive federal food benefits during the 2025 government shutdown.
www.snopes.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
House Speaker Mike Johnson signed bill cutting $186B from SNAP in July 2025 www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
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Best summarization I've seen.
June 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Best summarization I've seen.
Perfection.
April 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Perfection.
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This is a United States Senator
MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities
BANKS: You probably deserved it
MACK: Why did I deserve it?
BANKS: Because you look like a clown
MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities
BANKS: You probably deserved it
MACK: Why did I deserve it?
BANKS: Because you look like a clown
April 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is a United States Senator
MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities
BANKS: You probably deserved it
MACK: Why did I deserve it?
BANKS: Because you look like a clown
MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities
BANKS: You probably deserved it
MACK: Why did I deserve it?
BANKS: Because you look like a clown
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People are taking things into their own hands
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
People are taking things into their own hands
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Listen to why this “MAGA junkie”—and others—regret voting for Trump after losing their jobs to DOGE cuts. It’s always the same: they expected better for themselves, not the rest of us. They were warned.
March 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Listen to why this “MAGA junkie”—and others—regret voting for Trump after losing their jobs to DOGE cuts. It’s always the same: they expected better for themselves, not the rest of us. They were warned.
Who would have thought that going full on Nazi was a bad idea? At least Europe knows how to do a boycott right.
February 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Who would have thought that going full on Nazi was a bad idea? At least Europe knows how to do a boycott right.
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🚨As per our reporting, DOGE has now followed through with killing the homepage for the CFPB🚨
📰DOGE (Department of Government EXTINCTION) TRACKER
🆕UPDATE
👉DOGE Targets Consumer Watchdog: Musk Freezes CFPB, Halts Consumer Protections
#BeRelentless
📰DOGE (Department of Government EXTINCTION) TRACKER
🆕UPDATE
👉DOGE Targets Consumer Watchdog: Musk Freezes CFPB, Halts Consumer Protections
#BeRelentless
February 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
🚨As per our reporting, DOGE has now followed through with killing the homepage for the CFPB🚨
📰DOGE (Department of Government EXTINCTION) TRACKER
🆕UPDATE
👉DOGE Targets Consumer Watchdog: Musk Freezes CFPB, Halts Consumer Protections
#BeRelentless
📰DOGE (Department of Government EXTINCTION) TRACKER
🆕UPDATE
👉DOGE Targets Consumer Watchdog: Musk Freezes CFPB, Halts Consumer Protections
#BeRelentless
@cnn.com wants me to pay up for a subscription to view a one page story about a possible tsunami in the Caribbean???
Well, fuck them! How scummy can you go?
Well, fuck them! How scummy can you go?
February 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
@cnn.com wants me to pay up for a subscription to view a one page story about a possible tsunami in the Caribbean???
Well, fuck them! How scummy can you go?
Well, fuck them! How scummy can you go?
Shithead Elon needs to be nailed NOW. The below is from an online WIRED article from 02/02/25 about Elon's data heist.
WIRED identified six young men, all between the ages of 19 and 24.
They are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
WIRED identified six young men, all between the ages of 19 and 24.
They are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
February 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Shithead Elon needs to be nailed NOW. The below is from an online WIRED article from 02/02/25 about Elon's data heist.
WIRED identified six young men, all between the ages of 19 and 24.
They are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
WIRED identified six young men, all between the ages of 19 and 24.
They are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
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January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just showing the depths that CNN will go. You must be a paid subscriber to see how to blow your nose properly. Guess I'll pick another winner. @cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Just showing the depths that CNN will go. You must be a paid subscriber to see how to blow your nose properly. Guess I'll pick another winner. @cnn.com
I created this meme to show the similarities between Kash Patel and H.R, Pufnstuf. Anyone growing up in the 60's or 70's will know who Pufnstuf is. Let me know if you have any questions. #KashIsUnfit #NoMaga #Traitor
December 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I created this meme to show the similarities between Kash Patel and H.R, Pufnstuf. Anyone growing up in the 60's or 70's will know who Pufnstuf is. Let me know if you have any questions. #KashIsUnfit #NoMaga #Traitor
Another account I had to take a closer look at. The more I looked, the more jackassery and "legendary in his own mind" crap I saw. So blocked.
November 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Another account I had to take a closer look at. The more I looked, the more jackassery and "legendary in his own mind" crap I saw. So blocked.
Elon is flexing his micro-penis muscle and is going all out on overcompensatiion. It's gonna get bad for lots of people, but not for the crime circle of wagons heading to DC in January.
www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/b...
www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/b...
Elon Musk publicized the names of government employees he wants to cut. It’s terrifying federal workers | CNN Business
When President-elect Donald Trump said Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy would recommend major cuts to the federal government in his administration, many public employees knew that their jobs could be on ...
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Elon is flexing his micro-penis muscle and is going all out on overcompensatiion. It's gonna get bad for lots of people, but not for the crime circle of wagons heading to DC in January.
www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/b...
www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/b...
Replace Biff with Frump below and see how it applies (from BTF 2):
Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun.
Biff Tannen : Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.
Marty McFly : You son of a...
Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun.
Biff Tannen : Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.
Marty McFly : You son of a...
November 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Replace Biff with Frump below and see how it applies (from BTF 2):
Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun.
Biff Tannen : Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.
Marty McFly : You son of a...
Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun.
Biff Tannen : Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.
Marty McFly : You son of a...
One of my last major blasts on X. Lots of likes on it, as well as a ton of shit magat trolls piling on. Glad to leave that toxic sludge on that note. Won't miss those fucking Temu ads either.
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 AM
One of my last major blasts on X. Lots of likes on it, as well as a ton of shit magat trolls piling on. Glad to leave that toxic sludge on that note. Won't miss those fucking Temu ads either.