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your pal Dud
@dudlawson.com
· Sep 24
I think I make some good posts on this app
The funniest thing to me about apps like this is the blanket attitude of “that account isn’t online enough to have many followers and therefore the opinions is posts are INVALID”
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The funniest thing to me about apps like this is the blanket attitude of “that account isn’t online enough to have many followers and therefore the opinions is posts are INVALID”
This morning I accidentally scrolled through some recently fired reporter’s posts instead of my own feed and felt like my brain was short circuiting
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This morning I accidentally scrolled through some recently fired reporter’s posts instead of my own feed and felt like my brain was short circuiting
I love this app because every time I look at it it makes me want to avoid anyone on the internet entirely for like a week
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I love this app because every time I look at it it makes me want to avoid anyone on the internet entirely for like a week
Today was Monday, which means this morning was your weekly one-minute Chicago Bears update
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Today was Monday, which means this morning was your weekly one-minute Chicago Bears update
I’m going to go home from this bar and pirate “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m going to go home from this bar and pirate “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
For now I’m going to be mean to the people responsible for the Apple TV show SOLO:
I can’t see anything that’s going on in your show but that’s okay because it’s dumb as shit
I can’t see anything that’s going on in your show but that’s okay because it’s dumb as shit
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
For now I’m going to be mean to the people responsible for the Apple TV show SOLO:
I can’t see anything that’s going on in your show but that’s okay because it’s dumb as shit
I can’t see anything that’s going on in your show but that’s okay because it’s dumb as shit
Just saw the pediatrician’s office where one of my fav bars used to be and am gonna be real mean to everybody the rest of the day
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Just saw the pediatrician’s office where one of my fav bars used to be and am gonna be real mean to everybody the rest of the day
The Apple TV show “Shrinking” is pretty fascinating. It’s not good by any means, I just keep watching it and wondering “why is It like This?”
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Apple TV show “Shrinking” is pretty fascinating. It’s not good by any means, I just keep watching it and wondering “why is It like This?”
Wtf is Sezzle? No way to tell!!
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wtf is Sezzle? No way to tell!!
Uniform sponsorships are pretty entertaining when you make a pact with yourself to absolutely never google what they do
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Uniform sponsorships are pretty entertaining when you make a pact with yourself to absolutely never google what they do
We were never supposed to see any of those stranger thing children ever again
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We were never supposed to see any of those stranger thing children ever again
Whew should be another 11 months or so before I have to hear season of the witch again
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Whew should be another 11 months or so before I have to hear season of the witch again
Seems to me like we as a society should be giving 3D printing dorks a harder time
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Seems to me like we as a society should be giving 3D printing dorks a harder time
Nothing worse than a whip pan in vertical video
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Nothing worse than a whip pan in vertical video
The never ending story theme goes on an organ
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The never ending story theme goes on an organ
Roundball Rock made me happier than I thought it would
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Roundball Rock made me happier than I thought it would
Listening to game six on espn radio and just heard an ad for ivermectin, we’re all so fucked man
October 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Listening to game six on espn radio and just heard an ad for ivermectin, we’re all so fucked man
Very funny how they only got Kieran Culkin to voice that whale for the superbowl and replaced him with another cheaper vo
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Very funny how they only got Kieran Culkin to voice that whale for the superbowl and replaced him with another cheaper vo
I think I’m particularly bummed because I’ve heard that man’s voice say “shit, damn, moth-erfuck-er” in my head literally every time anything remotely inconvenient has happened to me over the past two decades or so
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I think I’m particularly bummed because I’ve heard that man’s voice say “shit, damn, moth-erfuck-er” in my head literally every time anything remotely inconvenient has happened to me over the past two decades or so
Something something about systematic infantilization of subjugated communities via the media’s continued use of “kidnapping” instead of “abducted” á la looting v scavenging etc etc
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Something something about systematic infantilization of subjugated communities via the media’s continued use of “kidnapping” instead of “abducted” á la looting v scavenging etc etc
What a flex to just go by your first name
October 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What a flex to just go by your first name