Captain Jo
@ducttapeheart.bsky.social
They/them. Conservation educator, museum enthusiast, lover of nerdy things.
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Fuckin yikes, man
September 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fuckin yikes, man
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Look at that huge jump in Trump's wealth in 2025.
Americans can't afford groceries or health care.
But the Trump presidency is working out great for Donald Trump.
www.forbes.com/sites/danale...
Americans can't afford groceries or health care.
But the Trump presidency is working out great for Donald Trump.
www.forbes.com/sites/danale...
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Look at that huge jump in Trump's wealth in 2025.
Americans can't afford groceries or health care.
But the Trump presidency is working out great for Donald Trump.
www.forbes.com/sites/danale...
Americans can't afford groceries or health care.
But the Trump presidency is working out great for Donald Trump.
www.forbes.com/sites/danale...
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imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
12 years of experience and a masters degree and they’re going with “a more qualified candidate.” I don’t know how much more fucking qualified I could possibly get, but I guess, what do I know?
September 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
12 years of experience and a masters degree and they’re going with “a more qualified candidate.” I don’t know how much more fucking qualified I could possibly get, but I guess, what do I know?
“You’re not eating anything from my body! If I turn into a goat or sheep, you can shear me, but that’s where I draw the line!”
and
“No, I won’t ever wildshape into a female animal because these freaks will try to milk me!”
#dungeonsanddragons quotes of the night.
and
“No, I won’t ever wildshape into a female animal because these freaks will try to milk me!”
#dungeonsanddragons quotes of the night.
August 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“You’re not eating anything from my body! If I turn into a goat or sheep, you can shear me, but that’s where I draw the line!”
and
“No, I won’t ever wildshape into a female animal because these freaks will try to milk me!”
#dungeonsanddragons quotes of the night.
and
“No, I won’t ever wildshape into a female animal because these freaks will try to milk me!”
#dungeonsanddragons quotes of the night.
My sister packs for vacation like we’re disappearing into the wilderness for 19 months and then complains when there’s not enough room in her suitcase.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My sister packs for vacation like we’re disappearing into the wilderness for 19 months and then complains when there’s not enough room in her suitcase.
The people mad about Cynthia Erivo as Jesus are the same people that don’t actually understand what Jesus Christ Superstar is about.
August 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The people mad about Cynthia Erivo as Jesus are the same people that don’t actually understand what Jesus Christ Superstar is about.
Told my 94 year old coworker I’m out on vacation next week and she pointed a finger at me and said, rather threateningly, “You better have a good time.”
July 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Told my 94 year old coworker I’m out on vacation next week and she pointed a finger at me and said, rather threateningly, “You better have a good time.”
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I am trying to get more people to understand this concept.
Focus on Doing Your Thing to contribute to others.
Focus on Doing Your Thing to contribute to others.
July 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I am trying to get more people to understand this concept.
Focus on Doing Your Thing to contribute to others.
Focus on Doing Your Thing to contribute to others.
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"Why aren't you posting about Important Social Issue #2829???" Because if I try to post about every single nightmare currently going on in the world, I will be unable to function
July 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"Why aren't you posting about Important Social Issue #2829???" Because if I try to post about every single nightmare currently going on in the world, I will be unable to function
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The evil that men do lives after them
July 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The evil that men do lives after them
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After canceling surgeries for young trans patients this spring, UPMC has confirmed it will wind down much of its remaining gender-affirming care services for patients under 19 this month. While the policy shift has patients facing uncertain futures, it’s also sent some UPMC providers reeling.
Therapists, doctors urge UPMC to ‘fight back,’ reinstate gender-affirming care for trans youth
In an open letter to UPMC administrators, physicians, therapists, nurses and specialists call on the health system to continue to provide gender-affirming care services for young patients. Providers…
buff.ly
June 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
After canceling surgeries for young trans patients this spring, UPMC has confirmed it will wind down much of its remaining gender-affirming care services for patients under 19 this month. While the policy shift has patients facing uncertain futures, it’s also sent some UPMC providers reeling.
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Millennials reliving their high school and college years with a midlife crisis Mideast war
June 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Millennials reliving their high school and college years with a midlife crisis Mideast war
D&D character concept:
Burlesque dancer who wears a bladed bra and shimmies at enemies.
#dungeonsanddragons
Burlesque dancer who wears a bladed bra and shimmies at enemies.
#dungeonsanddragons
June 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
D&D character concept:
Burlesque dancer who wears a bladed bra and shimmies at enemies.
#dungeonsanddragons
Burlesque dancer who wears a bladed bra and shimmies at enemies.
#dungeonsanddragons
May 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I (finally) started therapy. Today was my first real session. Is it always this exhausting to be open and honest about your emotions?
May 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I (finally) started therapy. Today was my first real session. Is it always this exhausting to be open and honest about your emotions?
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Pittsburgh friends- does anyone have any leads on possible emergency housing for a trans woman?
May 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Pittsburgh friends- does anyone have any leads on possible emergency housing for a trans woman?
Pittsburgh friends- does anyone have any leads on possible emergency housing for a trans woman?
May 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Pittsburgh friends- does anyone have any leads on possible emergency housing for a trans woman?
My dad’s wife commented on a FB post all about how she’s sorry for the loss of our mother (over a decade ago) and how she’s thinking about us today, while forgetting (ignoring?) the time 7 years ago when I had to pull keepsakes of my mother out of the trash when she “helped” us “spring clean.”
May 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My dad’s wife commented on a FB post all about how she’s sorry for the loss of our mother (over a decade ago) and how she’s thinking about us today, while forgetting (ignoring?) the time 7 years ago when I had to pull keepsakes of my mother out of the trash when she “helped” us “spring clean.”
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Sorry to sound Woke but I don’t think the feds should be bragging on live tv about their abilities to disappear an elected public official, for fun
May 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Sorry to sound Woke but I don’t think the feds should be bragging on live tv about their abilities to disappear an elected public official, for fun
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
without context, post a random image from your camera roll
May 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
without context, post a random image from your camera roll
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Buckle up folks, we all probably know someone elderly, disabled, or economically disadvantaged that receives Medicaid assistance needed to live…
Republicans are working on the Medicaid cuts now, so we’ll soon know the level of cruelty they’re willing to descend to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy.
Republicans are working on the Medicaid cuts now, so we’ll soon know the level of cruelty they’re willing to descend to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy.
May 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Buckle up folks, we all probably know someone elderly, disabled, or economically disadvantaged that receives Medicaid assistance needed to live…
Republicans are working on the Medicaid cuts now, so we’ll soon know the level of cruelty they’re willing to descend to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy.
Republicans are working on the Medicaid cuts now, so we’ll soon know the level of cruelty they’re willing to descend to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy.
Overheard at the museum: “Are they saying these things were made before Jesus? That’s crazy NOTHING existed before Jesus.”
Listen, even if your entire world view is centered on the Bible, the entire Old Testament takes place before Jesus was born.
Listen, even if your entire world view is centered on the Bible, the entire Old Testament takes place before Jesus was born.
May 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Overheard at the museum: “Are they saying these things were made before Jesus? That’s crazy NOTHING existed before Jesus.”
Listen, even if your entire world view is centered on the Bible, the entire Old Testament takes place before Jesus was born.
Listen, even if your entire world view is centered on the Bible, the entire Old Testament takes place before Jesus was born.
First day back at work after whatever the hell is going on with my body and boy howdy has it been a doozy.
April 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
First day back at work after whatever the hell is going on with my body and boy howdy has it been a doozy.