My boss considers me a part of his A Team. Since I love it when a plan comes together I call Hannibal Smith.

If something goes down at my great aunt's funeral it's not my fault.

Nuked a family connection last night over politics. Look it's not that hard, just don't be a piece of shit. Believe whatever the fuck you wanna believe but don't be an asshole. And that's coming from *me*, so that should say something about being an asshole here.

I jump on bandwagons. It's what I do.