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buzzsama
@dubayadootdoot.bsky.social
just a VA boy, more so old man at this point... dad, USN vet, plants, homeowner, Linux junkie, NBA, gaming, EV owner

Just trying to keep my girls cats' out of my house plants.
I hate my AirPod Pros so fucking much I’m about to leave the Apple ecosystem.

How do one year old AirPods not charge, in the fucking case??
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Beef prices are about to sky rocket past highs…

Thanks Donald Trump :)
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I would 100% never vote for a man as fake as Stephen A.

No thanks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pete Hegseth would get his ass whooped by my 15 month old. Can’t even do a chin up without looking little girl.

I really cannot wait to see this dope in prison.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Cam Newton dress so wild on the regular… he was just on ESPN for Halloween and I ain’t even think he was in a costume. I don’t even know what a costume would look like for that guy.
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Had to make sure to cancel HBO max after the price increase.

Didn’t even watch it anyway
October 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I just got a check from the state of VA for $200… To “help” Virginians

$200 ain’t:

Paying a lightbill
Making a mortgage payment
A trip to Walmart for groceries
Making a car payment

What did they really think $200 was going to do?

Youngkin so out of touch.
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If the Cowboys win 7 games I’ll be impressed. I doubt they even get to 5, really. They will start IR‘ing Players for minimal injuries soon.

I wonder if Jerry intentionally threw this season, or if he’s just that Inept.

Who do they want to draft next year?? Obviously gunning for a top5 selection
September 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Seaworld was such a dope experience. I forgot to buy my photos for my tours while I was there.. sent them an email.

Two months later, I have 62 photos of my vacation I would’ve never had.

making my vacation great months after it was over. What a company.
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Tesla wanta to extend Musk …

Means I have to extend how long I wait before I can buy my dream car.

I refuse to buy a car from a company ran by a nazi. I was hoping they’d boot him out. Time to find my next electric car I guess.
September 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Imagine being Jerry Jones… being so incompetent at your job that the only way you can stay in the limelight is public displays of mismanaging star contracts.

Always fumbling contracts just to stay in the News, because his Dallas cowboys can’t stay in the news for actually winning meaningful games
August 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
As a new father… it is the joy of my life to witness my daughter go from saying “da da da da” to.. “dad!”

It’ll wake me up from a nap.

Also amazing how instinctively I respond to dad, because dad to me is… well, my dad… not me!
July 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I think it’s been time to move on from Terrence Steele.

Crazy to think the Cowboys have spent 3 recent 1st round picks on OL and are probably gonna be rebuilding there for at least two years

LT and RT are big problems. DT is a big problem too.

Cowboys just have too many holes at key positions.
July 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I think Guyton is just a rare miss by the Cowboys in the 1st for OL

I hated the thought of drafting a project at LT in the 1st. I still hate it.
July 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Almost 40 before my first visit to Seaworld. Aquatica tomorrow.

I’m just a big kid, man.
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I forgot how trash Washington post is and responded to an article they posted

And then I blocked them
July 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The “journalism” that made me block CNN
July 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I cannot wait for Fetterman to be challenged.

He is deadass a conservative in sheep’s clothing. He needs to fuckin go.
July 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Working on manufactured homes/doublewides is so puzzling.

I’m just curious - who frames with 2x3s and 1x3s on the same wall?

Stick built houses just make so much more sense. I get it the wall isn’t load bearing. 24” spacing is just crazy to me.

I won’t tag the manufacture but dafuq
July 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fetterman has to go.

What a waste of oxygen.
July 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I made my daughter an email account. I’m not naive enough to think she’ll actually read the emails that I send her. But maybe one day she will. I get to send her videos… tell her about her day, my day.

I really enjoy journaling her life for her.
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Only union id ever love to see broken is the thug union, errr, i mean police union.
June 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Your SO ever give you the blanket opportunity to get a new electronic device that broke in your house?

Sure baby, the last TV was only 40” but this 75” can…

I’ve got nothing. Trying to work on my debate pitch for the AM. It’s not like she won’t notice lol
June 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’ll never understand the undying lotalty this country has to Israel.

Fuck Israel.
June 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Cowboy fans delusional. This is a bottom 15 defensive unit and maybe a top 15 offensive unit.

Probably .550 at best. 3rd or 4th best team in nfc east. Bottom of bfc

Cowboys still won’t be able to stop the run. It’s been probably fifteen years since the Cowboys could stop the run.
June 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM