dylan lerch
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dylan lerch
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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They also made a card for the hot beekeeper who came to the rescue
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Doing some early reconnaissance for the War on Christmas
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Steinway
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Ten years ago this week, the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance failed to pass. It would have protected Houstonians from discrimination in a variety of ways, but it failed after Republicans ran ads about trans predators in bathrooms. Here's my retrospective from last year:
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
How the transgender bathroom panic began in Houston
Before North Carolina's "bathroom bill" created a national debate, a local election changed everything.
www.chron.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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i'm never showing my kid tony hawk. they'll have to recreate the 900 from first principles
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Mamdani: Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job, a single mom still waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with their back against the wall—your struggle is ours too
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
extremely funny that NBC has a "view all boroughs" button to show/hide just staten island
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Woke 2.0 is gonna be so much meaner (and better)
Virginia state Senator Louise Lucas (a Democrat who is the chamber's president pro tempore) just tweeted this:
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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i love reading first hand accounts of old timey people encountering animals for the first time
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM