Daniel Golson
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......How do they explain James Bond going from being a Scottish guy to being Australian and then being Scottish again, and then becoming British? And it's not like any of the Bond canon really transfers between the lead actors. This is so stupid lmao.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
......How do they explain James Bond going from being a Scottish guy to being Australian and then being Scottish again, and then becoming British? And it's not like any of the Bond canon really transfers between the lead actors. This is so stupid lmao.
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the entirety of the british press talked themselves into believing this woman is trans based almost entirely on JK Rowling's judgement of the athlete's appearance.
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the entirety of the british press talked themselves into believing this woman is trans based almost entirely on JK Rowling's judgement of the athlete's appearance.
I absolutely gasped when I found this shiny alpha Slowbro
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I absolutely gasped when I found this shiny alpha Slowbro
It was verrry dark but wow I loved All Her Fault on Peacock. Dakota Fanning and Sarah Snook you will always be famous
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It was verrry dark but wow I loved All Her Fault on Peacock. Dakota Fanning and Sarah Snook you will always be famous
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This reminds me of his pitch for Trump’s miracle cure “signature” vitamin supplements in 2009, which were available for a bargain price if you signed up for a membership with the Trump Network and submitted a urine test because they customized them to your needs. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This reminds me of his pitch for Trump’s miracle cure “signature” vitamin supplements in 2009, which were available for a bargain price if you signed up for a membership with the Trump Network and submitted a urine test because they customized them to your needs. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Again I ask how this isn’t the exact sort of otherwise-fictional roving-gangs-of-violence activities that ICE supposedly exists to stop
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Again I ask how this isn’t the exact sort of otherwise-fictional roving-gangs-of-violence activities that ICE supposedly exists to stop
There have been a lot of incredible party themes on Real Housewives, but Gizelle throwing what she simply calls "Slut Night" is definitely one of the best #RHOP
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There have been a lot of incredible party themes on Real Housewives, but Gizelle throwing what she simply calls "Slut Night" is definitely one of the best #RHOP
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
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one time I pointed out that elon musk followed no women on twitter and he immediately followed caity weaver
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
one time I pointed out that elon musk followed no women on twitter and he immediately followed caity weaver
his brain is complete mush
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
his brain is complete mush
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
I love living in a city that has seagulls
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I love living in a city that has seagulls
choose your fighter (yes that is an LS-swapped Baja Audi A5)
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
choose your fighter (yes that is an LS-swapped Baja Audi A5)
I just ate the most delicious spinach and feta croissant
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just ate the most delicious spinach and feta croissant
This is what it feels like being stoned at the grocery store with only a couple things you actually need to buy
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is what it feels like being stoned at the grocery store with only a couple things you actually need to buy
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I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
Claudia Winkleman hosts The Traitors like she’s in Mission: Impossible and it’s real
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Claudia Winkleman hosts The Traitors like she’s in Mission: Impossible and it’s real
I was not expecting Predator Badlands to be one of the funniest movies of the year, but here we are. Some of the best creature design in a long time, too
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I was not expecting Predator Badlands to be one of the funniest movies of the year, but here we are. Some of the best creature design in a long time, too
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These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it
guy with no tools who doesn’t know how many cylinders his car has after ten minutes of ChatGPT: I can fix this
guy’s girlfriend after consulting her ChatGPT with memory mode enabled: This is exactly like when we went camping and there’s actually a term for this behavior
guy’s girlfriend after consulting her ChatGPT with memory mode enabled: This is exactly like when we went camping and there’s actually a term for this behavior
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it
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I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.
me publishing almost 7000 words about the Bugatti Veyron
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
me publishing almost 7000 words about the Bugatti Veyron
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Grammys announcing Gaga's nominations this morning
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Grammys announcing Gaga's nominations this morning
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im a single issue voter and its exorcising from politics all of the participants involved in this absolute moral stain of a policy
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
im a single issue voter and its exorcising from politics all of the participants involved in this absolute moral stain of a policy
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This passage puts Musk's arrogance and moral blinders on full display. At DOGE, Musk destroyed USAID and weakened other part of the compensatory state that have been shown to effectively address poverty. Yet here he babbling about robots and "wild sci-fi scenarios" as the "only way" to do so.
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This passage puts Musk's arrogance and moral blinders on full display. At DOGE, Musk destroyed USAID and weakened other part of the compensatory state that have been shown to effectively address poverty. Yet here he babbling about robots and "wild sci-fi scenarios" as the "only way" to do so.