drunkensnake.bsky.social
@drunkensnake.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I suppose it's fair to say he didn't grok the joke🤣
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sean Duffy, from road rules, being transportation secretary is what convinced me I died at some point in the last decade and I'm suffering through a badly written rip off of the good place
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Personally, my choice for new minority leader is Mike Johnson, iykyk
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Have you considered magic the gathering?

You'll still feel irritable and doomed, but also spiteful and malicious
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Wait, have anybof you not been questioning his mental fitness since 2016? (OH god, I'm so old)

If not, plz bring this up with your psychiatrist
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Too bad Johnny's a fat, fascist shitbag
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Are you sure she doesn't have a child named America? Let's not just assume she doesn't want to feed America
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ok, I'm not excusing the actions of the administration, I'm just saying there are several family members and in laws I would happily deport either for pettiness or out of pettiness

This is also why I don't seek, and should not be allowed a position of authority
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Look, I regularly drink directly from bottles, the difference is that, I do not want, and openly admit that I should not have, any position of power.

I have to be in charge of 3 other programmers for my work and it makes me deeply uncomfortable and I'm certainly terrible at it
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Nah, big numbers make monkey brain happy, happy brain is productive brain
May 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Prosecute every ICE employee for human trafficking and then ship em to the Hague to stand trial for human rights violations
May 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Popeye based af
April 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
While it isn't exclusive to white men, the history of colonialism and its geopolitical, socioeconomic impact makes them the most problematic for this
April 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Apparently I missed some wild fucking lore drops, Hegseth did a fucking *rap*?

wat
April 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We should deport him for that facial hair
April 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
April 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Didn't Terrance Howard invent a revolutionary new math system where 1*1=2?

He's probably the guy to do it.
April 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM