Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦
@drsimonwyatt.bsky.social
He/Him. Liverpool fan. Naturalised Londoner. Cat, coffee & computer connoisseur. Likes sloth gifs.
Finally reached the point where generic baubles go back in the box, and this year's additions are enough that we can cover the front of the tree
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Finally reached the point where generic baubles go back in the box, and this year's additions are enough that we can cover the front of the tree
This boy has no concept of how expensive his flea treatment is
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This boy has no concept of how expensive his flea treatment is
He's pushing so many keys that the laptop is beeping at him
Does he move? Of course not
Does he move? Of course not
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
He's pushing so many keys that the laptop is beeping at him
Does he move? Of course not
Does he move? Of course not
I was going to make a joke about how copying from stackoverflow has become copying from ChatGPT but someone else has got there first
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I was going to make a joke about how copying from stackoverflow has become copying from ChatGPT but someone else has got there first
Sometimes I'll play an easy character just to see how he gets there.
"Has he won the F1 World championship?"
"Is he Brazilian?"
"Is he associated with flying in a jetpack???"
"Has he won the F1 World championship?"
"Is he Brazilian?"
"Is he associated with flying in a jetpack???"
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sometimes I'll play an easy character just to see how he gets there.
"Has he won the F1 World championship?"
"Is he Brazilian?"
"Is he associated with flying in a jetpack???"
"Has he won the F1 World championship?"
"Is he Brazilian?"
"Is he associated with flying in a jetpack???"
Legoland is great fun when the kids are all at school
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Legoland is great fun when the kids are all at school
Never thought I would ever sit in the Stretford End
June 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Never thought I would ever sit in the Stretford End
Sorry world, I got the prettiest cat.
June 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sorry world, I got the prettiest cat.
Liverpool yesterday; a story in three parts.
I was one of the lucky few who got onto the last train south of the city in the night - thousands will have been stranded in the rain without food, transport or shelter.
I was one of the lucky few who got onto the last train south of the city in the night - thousands will have been stranded in the rain without food, transport or shelter.
May 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Liverpool yesterday; a story in three parts.
I was one of the lucky few who got onto the last train south of the city in the night - thousands will have been stranded in the rain without food, transport or shelter.
I was one of the lucky few who got onto the last train south of the city in the night - thousands will have been stranded in the rain without food, transport or shelter.
Got the cheekiest view of my team losing 1-0
May 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Got the cheekiest view of my team losing 1-0
At first I thought Hello Kitty had been done dirty by the rankings, until I saw
!["From 1998 to 2008, [Hello Kitty] was 1st place" in the Sanrio character annual ranking](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ss3v4jgaw6v7lp5u3rrlxwls/bafkreiat2scu7qzhrow7t63l5zzif6fncfylpaj3brkyf33qkmfldyakly@jpeg)
May 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
At first I thought Hello Kitty had been done dirty by the rankings, until I saw
Goodnight, Hartley.
May 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Goodnight, Hartley.
Hartley continues to be a very good indoor boy
May 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hartley continues to be a very good indoor boy
I got myself some Kallaxes!
May 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I got myself some Kallaxes!
Back home to join the cat. He's eating, grooming, and enjoying the catnip spray. I think he's gonna be okay.
April 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Back home to join the cat. He's eating, grooming, and enjoying the catnip spray. I think he's gonna be okay.
Dinner out with my parents. Rude not to have dessert
April 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dinner out with my parents. Rude not to have dessert
Got my boy in the car. He's not happy but we're halfway home.
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Got my boy in the car. He's not happy but we're halfway home.
Love the ten-minute delay that comes with taking a train anywhere. Just the ticket
April 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Love the ten-minute delay that comes with taking a train anywhere. Just the ticket
The house isn't a home until the anime figures are all in the DELTOLF cabinet
April 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The house isn't a home until the anime figures are all in the DELTOLF cabinet
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
April 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
I wonder who supplies their pies?
April 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I wonder who supplies their pies?