Dirty Swede
@drrtyswede.bsky.social
I prefer peculiar, curious, weird, platonic and a bit too much.
53. Straight male. 🇸🇪 🔞
t.me/drrtyswede
53. Straight male. 🇸🇪 🔞
t.me/drrtyswede
Pinned
Sometimes the mind wanders into really naughty habitats. 🤔🤤
It’s probably your fault.
It’s probably your fault.
Mind if I finger your butthole for a while?
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mind if I finger your butthole for a while?
Can’t believe people aren’t paying more attention. Almost ran over a hot chick right now! 😱🙀
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Can’t believe people aren’t paying more attention. Almost ran over a hot chick right now! 😱🙀
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That smug smile and tractor sounds after a long day of biting beards, toes and man nipples. Villain.
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
That smug smile and tractor sounds after a long day of biting beards, toes and man nipples. Villain.
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
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You know the current president is shit when Al Bundy would make a better one.
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You know the current president is shit when Al Bundy would make a better one.
Good morning.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing next to a woman in an office and says me rn .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing next to a woman in an office and says me rn .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Good morning.
Experimenting with cat pictures. Some weird anomalies detected.
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Experimenting with cat pictures. Some weird anomalies detected.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Me in here:
- A lot of obcene reposts with 1 like.
- obscene post of myself with 2 likes.
- a random image of my arrogant little cat with 400 likes.
Once again defeated by pussy.
- A lot of obcene reposts with 1 like.
- obscene post of myself with 2 likes.
- a random image of my arrogant little cat with 400 likes.
Once again defeated by pussy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Me in here:
- A lot of obcene reposts with 1 like.
- obscene post of myself with 2 likes.
- a random image of my arrogant little cat with 400 likes.
Once again defeated by pussy.
- A lot of obcene reposts with 1 like.
- obscene post of myself with 2 likes.
- a random image of my arrogant little cat with 400 likes.
Once again defeated by pussy.
The cat put sanctions and a blockade on further work this evening. Gotta listen to the boss.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The cat put sanctions and a blockade on further work this evening. Gotta listen to the boss.
Sometimes the mind wanders into really naughty habitats. 🤔🤤
It’s probably your fault.
It’s probably your fault.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Sometimes the mind wanders into really naughty habitats. 🤔🤤
It’s probably your fault.
It’s probably your fault.
Way to sharp claws on this pussy who believes everything under the blanket ia prey… 
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Way to sharp claws on this pussy who believes everything under the blanket ia prey… 
Blueskys algorithm seem to think I’m gay. I don’t mind a nice cock acrolling by, but I wouldn’t mind missing out on the speedos. #nsfwsky #suggestedposts
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Blueskys algorithm seem to think I’m gay. I don’t mind a nice cock acrolling by, but I wouldn’t mind missing out on the speedos. #nsfwsky #suggestedposts
Mixed feelings when the kid’s home sick from school. 😮💨
It’s like a bonus day off for ne, but I also feel bit sorry for her. 🤔😷
It’s like a bonus day off for ne, but I also feel bit sorry for her. 🤔😷
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Mixed feelings when the kid’s home sick from school. 😮💨
It’s like a bonus day off for ne, but I also feel bit sorry for her. 🤔😷
It’s like a bonus day off for ne, but I also feel bit sorry for her. 🤔😷
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Like. Ladies who begin foreplay by peeing in a champagne glass and serves it on a silver plate will receive everlasting love and the whole fucking kingdom in my book.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Like. Ladies who begin foreplay by peeing in a champagne glass and serves it on a silver plate will receive everlasting love and the whole fucking kingdom in my book.
I feel a bit sorry for mind readers. Especially the hot ones.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I feel a bit sorry for mind readers. Especially the hot ones.
Beware. Kittens carry sharp claws.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Beware. Kittens carry sharp claws.
Kåt, desillusionerad och spelat präktig på arbetstid.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Kåt, desillusionerad och spelat präktig på arbetstid.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM