Andy Andy
@drrocks1982.bsky.social
Civil servant-took the oath and meant it / science advocate / sighsmologist / dad joker / lefty / victory gardener / cyclist / court jester / meadmaker / U South Carolina & U Arizona alum, views my own, he/him
This kid’s 4000 year old wrong answer has to rank highly in the humiliation hall of fame.
August 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This kid’s 4000 year old wrong answer has to rank highly in the humiliation hall of fame.
Independent assessment confirms: Also thin skinned.
June 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Independent assessment confirms: Also thin skinned.
Our union has thoughts on our CMO. Spread the word.
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Our union has thoughts on our CMO. Spread the word.
Only the best signage too.
May 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Only the best signage too.
Sometimes you just need a well branded bag of cow poop.
April 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Sometimes you just need a well branded bag of cow poop.
Paying the turtle tax:
March 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Paying the turtle tax:
Had a palette cleanse in the Florida Keys c/o this non-profit that rehabs injured/sick sea turtles.
So far in 2025, 2 out of 3 rescues (including Lenny!) have already been returned to the ocean, where they can do awesome things like eat jellyfish!
Heartening stuff: turtlehospital.org
So far in 2025, 2 out of 3 rescues (including Lenny!) have already been returned to the ocean, where they can do awesome things like eat jellyfish!
Heartening stuff: turtlehospital.org
March 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Had a palette cleanse in the Florida Keys c/o this non-profit that rehabs injured/sick sea turtles.
So far in 2025, 2 out of 3 rescues (including Lenny!) have already been returned to the ocean, where they can do awesome things like eat jellyfish!
Heartening stuff: turtlehospital.org
So far in 2025, 2 out of 3 rescues (including Lenny!) have already been returned to the ocean, where they can do awesome things like eat jellyfish!
Heartening stuff: turtlehospital.org
Hey, I am that person! I definitely never thought I would be in a federal lawsuit when I was hired…
As soon as the good news came down, I was ready to go back. We are a family that cares about the mission and each other. Best job I’ve ever had!
As soon as the good news came down, I was ready to go back. We are a family that cares about the mission and each other. Best job I’ve ever had!
March 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey, I am that person! I definitely never thought I would be in a federal lawsuit when I was hired…
As soon as the good news came down, I was ready to go back. We are a family that cares about the mission and each other. Best job I’ve ever had!
As soon as the good news came down, I was ready to go back. We are a family that cares about the mission and each other. Best job I’ve ever had!
I had to make a meme for this and of course it’s you-know-what.
March 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I had to make a meme for this and of course it’s you-know-what.
Bad news: Your wagon has been on the Oregon Trail for almost 13 years and the American Civil War has started.
Good news: As a simple dirt farmer from Illinois, you turned $400 into a meandering but well-stocked wagon somewhere past Fort Boise.
oregontrail.ws/games/the-or...
Good news: As a simple dirt farmer from Illinois, you turned $400 into a meandering but well-stocked wagon somewhere past Fort Boise.
oregontrail.ws/games/the-or...
December 28, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Bad news: Your wagon has been on the Oregon Trail for almost 13 years and the American Civil War has started.
Good news: As a simple dirt farmer from Illinois, you turned $400 into a meandering but well-stocked wagon somewhere past Fort Boise.
oregontrail.ws/games/the-or...
Good news: As a simple dirt farmer from Illinois, you turned $400 into a meandering but well-stocked wagon somewhere past Fort Boise.
oregontrail.ws/games/the-or...
Oh my word. The only response I can muster is a meme from each IP.
December 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Oh my word. The only response I can muster is a meme from each IP.
This is exactly what I needed in my inbox when I woke up this morning.
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
This is exactly what I needed in my inbox when I woke up this morning.
At present, Milton’s potential impact on K-T recovery efforts are unknown.
October 7, 2024 at 1:41 PM
At present, Milton’s potential impact on K-T recovery efforts are unknown.
Everytime I visit Missouri I encounter something new and exciting.
August 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Everytime I visit Missouri I encounter something new and exciting.
Wolf Trap is a cool place, but seeing this comedy masterpiece with thousands of other fans and the score performed live on a perfect summer night…hard to beat.
July 27, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Wolf Trap is a cool place, but seeing this comedy masterpiece with thousands of other fans and the score performed live on a perfect summer night…hard to beat.
We’re getting our $ worth watching infrastructure work on the infield.
June 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
We’re getting our $ worth watching infrastructure work on the infield.
Also new advances in ballpark food…
June 19, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Also new advances in ballpark food…
Sometimes you just need to go see a semi-random baseball game.
June 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Sometimes you just need to go see a semi-random baseball game.
IMO kids need to be way more specific when they request to watch the Descendants.
May 27, 2024 at 7:59 PM
IMO kids need to be way more specific when they request to watch the Descendants.
Litter in the hip neighborhood.
April 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Litter in the hip neighborhood.
When you get to the rural midwestern town park 5 hours before the show even starts.
April 8, 2024 at 1:28 PM
When you get to the rural midwestern town park 5 hours before the show even starts.