Not autistic, either, AFAIK, but, to quote Willow Rosenberg, “ a vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend.”

I am just explicit with people: “I want real sugar, but half as much.”

OK, I revise my previous statement. It’s a little bit tragic, but has a better ending than I expected.

I may lose my shit anyway. I really hate tragic romances. Now she has to wind up with ass face instead of the nice guy, which is not OK with me.

I mean, maybe I’m just unusually pushy for a woman. but when I have something to say, I am pretty direct about it.

Also, dude has a wife, but I swear there has to be some other explanation going on here or I am going to lose my shit.

I enjoyed the first episode, too, but I always wonder why science fiction movies don’t seem to exist in science fiction movies.

If it’s from 600 million light years away, it’s been repeating for a lot longer than all of human history.

Oh, Carol. They already know you’re there. What’s with the pillows?

Though this seems less “zombie” and more “hivemind.” Which matches the show’s name well.

Your girlfriend is definitely a candidate for “get up and walk again.” Just saying, since you appear to be unfamiliar with the tropes.

What romantacy author doesn’t know a zombie apocalypse when she sees one?

I’m not even sure…why put the DNA sequence from space in a virus to begin with? I mean…

Today was better, but she’s only got a year before she has to retake the written.

Or they made the call and handed him the phone and he talked for 30 seconds, mostly about himself.