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Mark Burnley
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ATP botherer, Human Intelligence developer.
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The word you’re looking for is victim, not accuser. Jesus Christ BBC, this isn’t difficult.
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The United States is being run by Dr Evil. FFS.
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Jemma was pretty stoned after hers but recovered super quick. The post-op check up was awkward: “Not this shit again…”
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Nobel Peace Prize nominee 2025/26.
October 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
He’s 14 and his feet are bigger than mine. We had no idea what we were doing, and still don’t, but try your best and you can’t go wrong.
September 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Don’t know him”
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You can see exactly where Wightman’s tank emptied, about 5-10 m from the line (by the Honda sign). If you calculate his critical speed and D’ from his outdoor PBs, D’ was gone 6 m before the line.
September 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
When you’re looking for Marmite in an unfamiliar supermarket and then you finally find it.
September 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pro cycling. Nasal strips. Still insane. Gets everyone looking the other way while doping happens I suppose.
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
“Just had my teeth cleaned. What of it?” #ProofOfCat
September 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Still the best description of him ever written.
September 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Fellow hellraisers Coldplay” is a phrase no human would ever write.
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
August 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Arrest him.
August 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Greeting the West’s most significant foe with a squadron of your most advanced stealth fighters for his intelligence community to pour over is galaxy brain stuff.
August 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Stockholm. Same ear worm.
August 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Stockholm’s extreme metal exhibition is worth a visit.
July 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The waxwork Viking in Stockholm’s Viking Museum is giving the whole of history the side eye.
July 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Don’t know if this helps, but Stockholm’s Viking Museum has a waxwork of what a Viking really would have looked like. All I could think was “I missed that Mission Impossible film where Benji dressed up as a medieval roadie and gave a side eye to camera”.
July 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
A friend’s friend from Stockholm wrote this. His memoir. Well worth a read.
July 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Vasa, a magnificent ship so poorly designed she sank in a breeze minutes after leaving her berth in Stockholm. Similar preservation techniques used on the Mary Rose, which was raised exactly 21 years later.
July 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
FFS BBC, the word you’re looking for here is “victim” not “accuser”.
July 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
July 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM