He then excitedly tells your family that he’s saved them 50 billion dollars in food and housing costs for you, and they should be thrilled. Half of your family somehow believes him and goes online to praise his genius.

For some reason everyone agrees to this plan, so he pulls out a dirty pocket knife, cuts out your heart, and throws it in the trash. He then brings in an 18-year old gamer named Big Balls who removes your other organs and sells them on the black market, keeping the profits for himself.

Thanks for responding! I don’t believe your location would pose an issue as everything could be handled virtually. I’ll send you a pm.