DrLith
@drlith.bsky.social
Translator, dog and pony show empresario, grass farmer, PoFite, MeFite, Midwestern by birth, rurl murlander by choice
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I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
As my industry collapses, a new career opportunity emerges....
i've done it, i've found the most west virginia business on the planet
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
As my industry collapses, a new career opportunity emerges....
Comin' out of her shell and she's been molting just fine
Gotta gotta grasp her cause she's soft & mine
She started out as a zoea, how did it end up like this?
She was only a zoea, she was only a zoea
Now I've deposited my sperm and she's hardening up
While I'm staying near shore & she's swimming off
Gotta gotta grasp her cause she's soft & mine
She started out as a zoea, how did it end up like this?
She was only a zoea, she was only a zoea
Now I've deposited my sperm and she's hardening up
While I'm staying near shore & she's swimming off
That's me in the coral
That's me on the sandbank, being a crustacean
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've pinched too much
I haven't pinched enough
That's me on the sandbank, being a crustacean
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've pinched too much
I haven't pinched enough
CRABGEDY!
WHEN THE FEELING'S GONE
YOU'RE A CRUSTACEAN
IT'S CRABGEDY!
WHEN THE MORNING CRIES
YOU'VE GOT STALKY EYES
YOU'VE GOT A SHELL
WITH NO ONE TO LOVE YOU
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HELL!
WHEN THE FEELING'S GONE
YOU'RE A CRUSTACEAN
IT'S CRABGEDY!
WHEN THE MORNING CRIES
YOU'VE GOT STALKY EYES
YOU'VE GOT A SHELL
WITH NO ONE TO LOVE YOU
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HELL!
August 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Comin' out of her shell and she's been molting just fine
Gotta gotta grasp her cause she's soft & mine
She started out as a zoea, how did it end up like this?
She was only a zoea, she was only a zoea
Now I've deposited my sperm and she's hardening up
While I'm staying near shore & she's swimming off
Gotta gotta grasp her cause she's soft & mine
She started out as a zoea, how did it end up like this?
She was only a zoea, she was only a zoea
Now I've deposited my sperm and she's hardening up
While I'm staying near shore & she's swimming off
Got a ton of pix from my trip to WA where I got to spend a week in the house that isn't mine yet b/c the pieces aren't in place to close - there was a major septic permitting issue that lead me to revise my offer down & with the house under forclosure things move slow. Anyhow here's Wonderwall
August 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got a ton of pix from my trip to WA where I got to spend a week in the house that isn't mine yet b/c the pieces aren't in place to close - there was a major septic permitting issue that lead me to revise my offer down & with the house under forclosure things move slow. Anyhow here's Wonderwall
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This 1911 book shows that taking photos of cats and furnishing them with an amusing caption was a thing long before the internet... https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/kittens-and-cats-a-first-reader-1911-cats-and-captions-before-the-internet-age #InternationalCatDay
August 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This 1911 book shows that taking photos of cats and furnishing them with an amusing caption was a thing long before the internet... https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/kittens-and-cats-a-first-reader-1911-cats-and-captions-before-the-internet-age #InternationalCatDay
Incredible capture of Spork doing Speed Retrieve a couple weeks ago. Incredible play of reflection and refraction--the reflection water dripping off his chin...you can even see his two little chin whiskers and their reflection!
August 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Incredible capture of Spork doing Speed Retrieve a couple weeks ago. Incredible play of reflection and refraction--the reflection water dripping off his chin...you can even see his two little chin whiskers and their reflection!
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We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
Another Sunday chilling in the splorshmobile between rounds at a dock diving event with my ride-or-dies. Clear skies, low humidity and 78 degrees, couldn't ask for better weather in early August in the mid-Atlantic
August 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Another Sunday chilling in the splorshmobile between rounds at a dock diving event with my ride-or-dies. Clear skies, low humidity and 78 degrees, couldn't ask for better weather in early August in the mid-Atlantic
THE GRAMMAR POLICE ARE REAL
Wait, the cops were trying to make sure Dershowitz didn’t misgender anyone 😭
August 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
THE GRAMMAR POLICE ARE REAL
Big news for your pal DrLith: after 10+ years of perusing real estate listings in WA/OR, I happened upon the right property/right price/roughly the right time and am flying out next week to close on this diamond in the rough 20 minutes from Mt. Ranier Natl. Park. vimeo.com/1078558982?s...
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July 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Big news for your pal DrLith: after 10+ years of perusing real estate listings in WA/OR, I happened upon the right property/right price/roughly the right time and am flying out next week to close on this diamond in the rough 20 minutes from Mt. Ranier Natl. Park. vimeo.com/1078558982?s...
Getting my dog to give up the chicken bone she stole from the trash
July 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Getting my dog to give up the chicken bone she stole from the trash
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I don't have pep in my step I have dread in my tread, a grudge in my trudge, woe in my go
July 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I don't have pep in my step I have dread in my tread, a grudge in my trudge, woe in my go
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Inside you, there are two wolves.
July 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Inside you, there are two wolves.
I've started offering beginning dock diving lessons at the pool I practice at, and Wednesday I had back-to-back Winstons during the Golden hour and then a pair of Westies, one of whom actually kind of liked the game and the other of whom was pretty unsure about the situation.
July 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I've started offering beginning dock diving lessons at the pool I practice at, and Wednesday I had back-to-back Winstons during the Golden hour and then a pair of Westies, one of whom actually kind of liked the game and the other of whom was pretty unsure about the situation.
Tired: maligator
Wired: petabytes
Wired: petabytes
June 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Tired: maligator
Wired: petabytes
Wired: petabytes
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at localhuman industries we pride ourselves in asking the big questions
In this South Minneapolis alley:
We believe in asking the one, big and, maybe, only question #southminneapolisalleys #MPLSdérive
We believe in asking the one, big and, maybe, only question #southminneapolisalleys #MPLSdérive
June 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
at localhuman industries we pride ourselves in asking the big questions
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Change is possible
June 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Change is possible
Its the Summer Bowlstice
June 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Its the Summer Bowlstice
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" I asked your parents and they swear they raised you better, what a disappointment you are
June 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" I asked your parents and they swear they raised you better, what a disappointment you are
Drought conditions have been tough for the marshmallow farmers, but with all the rain we've been getting this year, the farmer across the road has already gotten his second harvest of marshmallows and will be able to put away a third harvest by fall.
June 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Drought conditions have been tough for the marshmallow farmers, but with all the rain we've been getting this year, the farmer across the road has already gotten his second harvest of marshmallows and will be able to put away a third harvest by fall.
Do the crime, do the time
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Do the crime, do the time
Went out for birthday brunch with my best gal at Bistro 112 in Shepherdstown & then a little shoppy shoppy on German Street. We picked the same entree & she's been getting into fancy bar soap & if you'd told me 10 years ago that she'd turn into her own mother like that I would not have believed you
June 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Went out for birthday brunch with my best gal at Bistro 112 in Shepherdstown & then a little shoppy shoppy on German Street. We picked the same entree & she's been getting into fancy bar soap & if you'd told me 10 years ago that she'd turn into her own mother like that I would not have believed you
I am the eggman
June 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I am the eggman
Harper is back on her bullshit again.
May 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Harper is back on her bullshit again.