k
@drkylie.bsky.social
Sometimes scientist, sometimes fiber artist
Being a lady’s maid sounds like the ideal job. Gossip like an evil vizier, dress like a noble, interact with both peasants and royalty, probably a lil homoerotic.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Being a lady’s maid sounds like the ideal job. Gossip like an evil vizier, dress like a noble, interact with both peasants and royalty, probably a lil homoerotic.
Sometimes I watch Pirates of the Caribbean just to feel alive
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Sometimes I watch Pirates of the Caribbean just to feel alive
Ordering perfume samples is great because I get to wear the scent “all of them” for a day
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ordering perfume samples is great because I get to wear the scent “all of them” for a day
Viscerally upset at a show depicting my most irrational fear after a friend told me this exact thing happened in this exact show
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Viscerally upset at a show depicting my most irrational fear after a friend told me this exact thing happened in this exact show
All it takes to up at 6am without wanting to die is going to bed at 8pm because you’re so so sleepy
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
All it takes to up at 6am without wanting to die is going to bed at 8pm because you’re so so sleepy
Sometimes you just gotta be like “we live in a society” and move on
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sometimes you just gotta be like “we live in a society” and move on
Gothic horror is about being horny then being like what’s fun spooky time then crying
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Gothic horror is about being horny then being like what’s fun spooky time then crying
My new thing is saying “I have hate in my heart” rather than saying “I’m so mad right now”
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My new thing is saying “I have hate in my heart” rather than saying “I’m so mad right now”
It’s become apparent that my two options on medication are emotionally dead or crying so much
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It’s become apparent that my two options on medication are emotionally dead or crying so much
I have so many family members, I gotta consult the cousin chart every few months
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have so many family members, I gotta consult the cousin chart every few months
I love when my family tries to use science terms to relate to me. My dad just called Hubble Telescope a “microscope” and ngl it kinda worked to cheer me up.
June 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I love when my family tries to use science terms to relate to me. My dad just called Hubble Telescope a “microscope” and ngl it kinda worked to cheer me up.
It can be sooooo healing to watch a series in a single weekend
June 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It can be sooooo healing to watch a series in a single weekend
The thing about British shows is that they’ll only be 3-8 episodes but by god each episode will be an hour long
June 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The thing about British shows is that they’ll only be 3-8 episodes but by god each episode will be an hour long
Museum documentary doing the most to not explicitly call curators all autistic lil freaks (complementary)
May 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Museum documentary doing the most to not explicitly call curators all autistic lil freaks (complementary)
When my partner leaves me alone in the apartment, I get to go hog wild (vacuum the carpet with a handheld vacuum, tighten all the bed screws, deep clean the oven)
May 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When my partner leaves me alone in the apartment, I get to go hog wild (vacuum the carpet with a handheld vacuum, tighten all the bed screws, deep clean the oven)
I hope the two vaccines I just got make me even more autistic
April 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I hope the two vaccines I just got make me even more autistic
I admire hobbits because nothing will stop them from hanging out. Sam, Merry, and Pippin end up going to Mordor simply because they wanted to hang out with Frodo.
April 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I admire hobbits because nothing will stop them from hanging out. Sam, Merry, and Pippin end up going to Mordor simply because they wanted to hang out with Frodo.
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Please don’t keep me “informed” or “in the loop” I don’t want to know anything
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Please don’t keep me “informed” or “in the loop” I don’t want to know anything
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Every day I know that government jobs will pay me way more than my current job but the minute I have to format something for government submission, I want to kill myself and smash my computer
December 12, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Every day I know that government jobs will pay me way more than my current job but the minute I have to format something for government submission, I want to kill myself and smash my computer
Yes I’m mentoring younger female scientists at my job. By telling them to lie to the boss and be more straightforward in emails. And also how to hold a pipette correctly.
November 30, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Yes I’m mentoring younger female scientists at my job. By telling them to lie to the boss and be more straightforward in emails. And also how to hold a pipette correctly.
How am I supposed to find time for dating apps when I have fruit to dry and cutting boards to oil (NOT EUPHEMISMS)
November 29, 2023 at 8:21 AM
How am I supposed to find time for dating apps when I have fruit to dry and cutting boards to oil (NOT EUPHEMISMS)
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Gemini: Things seem tough right now, but don’t worry. Godzilla never gives you more than you can handle.
November 26, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Gemini: Things seem tough right now, but don’t worry. Godzilla never gives you more than you can handle.
Whenever I’m forgotten about at a fast food restaurant, I never ask about my food with anger, but with the most pathetic tone ever like “food pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”
November 26, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Whenever I’m forgotten about at a fast food restaurant, I never ask about my food with anger, but with the most pathetic tone ever like “food pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”