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as a tiny car enthusiast just everyone shut up and let him do it, he's doing it for dumb reasons but it's objectively very good for us to have normal sized small cars instead of 200 ton pickup trucks as the norm
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This feels like the “we can’t provide free breakfast/lunch to kids in school because the kids who can afford it are abusing it” like so what? Kids who need it are getting fed, that’s more important
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You lack whimsy and joie de vivre
I am a grown-ass man in his 40's.

I still love chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and will eat them without shame.

I will NEVER call them "nuggies" or "tendies."
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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if you don’t like 30 bags from your first baseman youre just not a baseball fan i’m sorry
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Me, this morning, when people want to say anything critical about the Mariners re-signing Josh Naylor extension. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over this sick music.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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early WBC discourse is about whether ohtani and yamamoto should sit it out so they can be rested for the regular season. to which i say: it's insane on a superteam like the dodgers to skip an event like the olympics or world baseball classic so you can be fresh for april baseball
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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this might be the most relatable athlete of all time
The way Mamiko thought Shohei was going to kiss her but instead kissed Decoy lmao
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I loved Jar Jar Binks but I was also 5 when I first saw that movie
It’s wild, people pretending they loved Jar Jar Binks
One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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red zone get trump off my tv

embarrassing
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Sounders are seahawks marinering (extreme derogatory)
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The founder's name was Jenney Chenney Penney so that reply is wrong on two fronts
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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"He's unsettled in the pocket" as there's a three-man rush with no pressure
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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It's been a pleasure watching this team with you all this season. We'll do it again in March.
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I like it better when they are hitting than when they are pitching, that's just where I'm at.
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Idk man, my youth culture was also shitposting. Just of a different variety
Disturbing how much youth culture is just white noise shitposting
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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We have a bunch of real weirdos running the government and I think Tim Walz was right to point this out until he was stupidly muzzled by rich white democratic consultants whose lives will never be harmed by fascism.
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Go Ners!
“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
A fool’s errand to believe this series wasn’t going 7
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
John Smoltz is exhausting to listen to
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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These goddamn double plays
a man sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his arm
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his arm
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM