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Jiff
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Geek. Whisky drinker. Says fuck a lot.
Absolutely loving Becky Trump #Smackdown
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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PLEASE stop posting pictures of your kids online EVEN IF your account is private.

I promise you it’s worse than you think it is- I have been working in the deep end of digital platforms and advertising for 13 years and seen them evolve and get more dangerous.
September 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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BIG STUCK SHIP KLAXON
Deeply embarrassed to realise that there's been a Big Stuck Ship in literally Franklin Strait for several days, and I've only just noticed.

Still, any excuse to trot out my Beechey Island/Ever Given shitpost.
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September 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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“Menstrual blood was messy, it was imprecise, it was difficult to collect, OB-GYNs told the pair. Why bother when the disease could be diagnosed with surgery?”
September 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Oh yeah, because I'm sure thst guys tinder picture would look exactly like he does.
A man got a blowjob from a trans woman and after his friends mocked him, he called the police and filed a criminal complaint. Now she has been convicted of sexual assault for not disclosing she was trans and will now have to register as a sex offender.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Thornaby transgender woman guilty of sexually assaulting man
Ciara Watkin lied about being a biological female when the pair had a sexual liaison, a court hears.
www.bbc.com
August 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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wow, all it took was one week of restricted access to porn.
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Not just one, a triptych.
August 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.
August 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This is the end result of anti-trans bigotry: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender McCarthyism.
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is the guy that played Mr Terrific, right? #Superman
July 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No. I'm not crying at the Hotel Reverie episode of #BlackMirror. Shut ya face!
April 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So it turns out I'm not #workingclass or #middleclass I'm mint-chocchip-walls-vienettta-in-my-occado-deliverly class
April 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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If you're wondering how men - because it is always men - like Russell Brand are actively *enabled* to just carry on as though they aren't the absolute bad dangers everyone knows they are, it's this. 🚩🚩🚩 #RussellBrand
April 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Ok, 20 mins into #TheResidence and I'm now here for the day. This is brilliantly bonkers!
March 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Love that completely unimpressed kid on #Smackdown
March 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
March 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Good job I bought a bottle of whisky on the way home
February 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Is The Rock drunk? #Smackdown
February 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Oh this is just silly
February 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jesus H pivot table! What in the Vlookup is this youtu.be/I-rTFrymn7k?...
The Excel World Championship Song | Excel On The Road
YouTube video by Excel On The Road
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January 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I hear you're a racist now, Father - Father Ted
YouTube video by babynice
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January 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM