drjavabeans.bsky.social
@drjavabeans.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, behind-the-scenes TV guy, resting surly face. Stamp nerdery mostly quarantined to @punkphilatelist.bsky.social
This should become something that happens on every train in Melbourne’s Metro Tunnel, forever
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This should become something that happens on every train in Melbourne’s Metro Tunnel, forever
One time as kids my cousin and I spent a day snapping twigs to just the right length to fit in a jar. The plan was to trade the jar full of twigs for a horse and cart. Sounds stupid, I know, but we never filled the jar, so the real loser is the guy who didn’t get to offload his old horse and cart
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One time as kids my cousin and I spent a day snapping twigs to just the right length to fit in a jar. The plan was to trade the jar full of twigs for a horse and cart. Sounds stupid, I know, but we never filled the jar, so the real loser is the guy who didn’t get to offload his old horse and cart
Come on Shaddup You Face #1 #hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Come on Shaddup You Face #1 #hottest100
Huge sighs of relief at the Erin Patterson verdict from fictional Asian grocers in Oakleigh, Clayton, or Mount Waverley, or possibly Glen Waverley #mushroomtrial
July 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Huge sighs of relief at the Erin Patterson verdict from fictional Asian grocers in Oakleigh, Clayton, or Mount Waverley, or possibly Glen Waverley #mushroomtrial
Lions beaten by the clock. With a bit more time they could have kicked six more behinds. #aflcrowslions #afl
June 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Lions beaten by the clock. With a bit more time they could have kicked six more behinds. #aflcrowslions #afl
Refreshing the Age website with bated breath to find out what the Pope’s death means for coastal property prices
April 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Refreshing the Age website with bated breath to find out what the Pope’s death means for coastal property prices
Sometimes it’s a challenge to mentally separate intrusive news site advertising from the surrounding copy
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Sometimes it’s a challenge to mentally separate intrusive news site advertising from the surrounding copy
Rookie error. You never actually check for the monster. Just verbally reassure the child, close the door, and put on your headphones. Babysitting 101
A babysitter in Kansas was checking for "monsters" under a bed to show a child that there was nothing lurking underneath, but ended up coming face-to-face with a man hiding there.
Kansas child said 'monster' was under their bed; babysitter finds man hiding there
The man once lived at the residence but had been ordered to stay away from the property under a protection from abuse order, the sheriff’s office said.
nbcnews.to
March 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Rookie error. You never actually check for the monster. Just verbally reassure the child, close the door, and put on your headphones. Babysitting 101
When your dad feels sorry for the lack of interest you're getting at the tee-ball fundraiser so he makes a show of buying from your cookie stand
March 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When your dad feels sorry for the lack of interest you're getting at the tee-ball fundraiser so he makes a show of buying from your cookie stand
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Turns out I maybe shouldn’t have used emojis to ask my neighbour if her cat would be OK with a fruit and veg tortilla
I applaud the AFP's efforts to keep kids safe online but also lol
January 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Turns out I maybe shouldn’t have used emojis to ask my neighbour if her cat would be OK with a fruit and veg tortilla
My dedicated philatelic Bluesky has three times as many followers as my normal me Bluesky and I am personally offended
December 11, 2024 at 1:08 PM
My dedicated philatelic Bluesky has three times as many followers as my normal me Bluesky and I am personally offended
New game: Hashtag Eureka. Be the first person to use an established hashtag on here.
(I just accidentally did it in a niche field and I feel bad because I rarely took part over there. Unworthy.)
(I just accidentally did it in a niche field and I feel bad because I rarely took part over there. Unworthy.)
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 PM
New game: Hashtag Eureka. Be the first person to use an established hashtag on here.
(I just accidentally did it in a niche field and I feel bad because I rarely took part over there. Unworthy.)
(I just accidentally did it in a niche field and I feel bad because I rarely took part over there. Unworthy.)
Finally got on here but it’s a bit quiet. Need me to say something racist and get on a plane?
March 4, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Finally got on here but it’s a bit quiet. Need me to say something racist and get on a plane?
It’s a nice day to start again
February 24, 2024 at 7:01 AM
It’s a nice day to start again