this is just a beautiful piece. it's so funny and i really needed the endorphins. thanks for sharing

oh, and nessie. might have to rewatch some x-files
m.imdb.com/title/tt0751...

i'm sure there are many opportunities for intelligent aliens to exist throughout the universe but i don't think we've met any.

tbh all of these creatures are more plausible than human beings, which do exist.

but no. huge mammals that people have been searching for for decades would have been found

it's hard to imagine either one of them forgiving anybody

here she is with her father-in-law last year, excitedly auctioning off puppies to the mar-a-lago set.

these are the people. the ones who've been trampling on truth and justice, democracy, science and brown people for most of this year.

at some point it will all fall apart like wet toilet paper.

every accusation, a confession

the territorial stasi

i think the french pretty much nailed it with "liberté, égalité, fraternité"

how disappointing that this regime has been taking active steps to establish an oppressive, unequal and divided society.

(more so, i mean.)

reality tv producers making fascist propaganda

who needs reasons when you've got pencils?

nice one :)

carpe diem

lest we forget:

"would you like photso of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen."

you've reminded me of this hoodie that's built to outlive its wearer.

if only the material science guys had a more accessible and developed sense of style! it sort of feels like they stopped in the late 90s when "twisted to fit" levi's were a thing.

they were cool, but 100 years is a long time

god forbid you try a thing!

(these are great btw)