I am a machine that turns depression into soup
@driftlightrelic.bsky.social
and also more depression
Hopefully the techs don't find anything odd this time around, like a flaming lariat or something.
Hope everything gets sorted for you soon!
Hope everything gets sorted for you soon!
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hopefully the techs don't find anything odd this time around, like a flaming lariat or something.
Hope everything gets sorted for you soon!
Hope everything gets sorted for you soon!
I was thinking kickass Pagan Metal video, but there's definitely crossover between those!
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I was thinking kickass Pagan Metal video, but there's definitely crossover between those!
Sorry for the interruption, but I was wondering, do you have stairs in your house?
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sorry for the interruption, but I was wondering, do you have stairs in your house?
your. YOUR.
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
your. YOUR.
For a small fee I will spread hair and drool around you house to simulate the majority of the experience without the need to overcomplicate your life.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
For a small fee I will spread hair and drool around you house to simulate the majority of the experience without the need to overcomplicate your life.
I do not in any way mean to mock your legitimate pain, but the amount of salt I've seen tonight has been pretty amusing in and of itself.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I do not in any way mean to mock your legitimate pain, but the amount of salt I've seen tonight has been pretty amusing in and of itself.
never
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
never
Too bad really, I think it's a missed opportunity for marking important cultural landmarks like Pizza Rat.
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Too bad really, I think it's a missed opportunity for marking important cultural landmarks like Pizza Rat.
They're actually all pretty unique! But *none* of them taste like chicken. Tasty though.
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They're actually all pretty unique! But *none* of them taste like chicken. Tasty though.
Bring back the Bricklin!
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Bring back the Bricklin!
Presumably from Saskatchewan, since that's where the majority of uranium mining / export happens in Canada currently. The market is already hedging in on $1B annually.
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Presumably from Saskatchewan, since that's where the majority of uranium mining / export happens in Canada currently. The market is already hedging in on $1B annually.
Ahh that makes more sense! FWIW the proper placement should be close to the pink/cyan indicator here for Moncton NB.
October 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ahh that makes more sense! FWIW the proper placement should be close to the pink/cyan indicator here for Moncton NB.
Is the MON supposed to be Montreal? If so, the marker is about 2 provinces away from where the city actually is.
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Is the MON supposed to be Montreal? If so, the marker is about 2 provinces away from where the city actually is.
It is possible that I am being impacted by lived experience bias.
October 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It is possible that I am being impacted by lived experience bias.
That's a good way to get stabbed with a crochet hook
October 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That's a good way to get stabbed with a crochet hook
Hey, at least his ear healed really well! Like, *really* well. If he wasn't such an honest and upstanding individual, I might be suspicious.
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey, at least his ear healed really well! Like, *really* well. If he wasn't such an honest and upstanding individual, I might be suspicious.
There's definitely the rabid, far right folks who are too far gone, but there's also plenty of people who, unfortunately, are closer to the center than you'd think, and more willing to come back if the Liberals continue to move back towards a centrist position.
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There's definitely the rabid, far right folks who are too far gone, but there's also plenty of people who, unfortunately, are closer to the center than you'd think, and more willing to come back if the Liberals continue to move back towards a centrist position.
Ahh, you're an astroturf account. Got it. Thanks for the info, I can block you now.
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ahh, you're an astroturf account. Got it. Thanks for the info, I can block you now.
It's a centrist approach that takes some of the legs out of PP's incessant whinging, and hopefully will keep a few more of the saner conservatives from voting in the same sort of populist bullshit the US is currently dealing with. Anything is better than PP.
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's a centrist approach that takes some of the legs out of PP's incessant whinging, and hopefully will keep a few more of the saner conservatives from voting in the same sort of populist bullshit the US is currently dealing with. Anything is better than PP.
Sometimes even Wednesdays are Mondays.
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sometimes even Wednesdays are Mondays.
Someone dropped a rancid stencher at Sobey's the other day and it was so bad I had to leave the aisle to avoid throwing up.
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Someone dropped a rancid stencher at Sobey's the other day and it was so bad I had to leave the aisle to avoid throwing up.
Indeed; when my phone rings, I assume it's spam unless I recognize the name/number. So it goes to voice mail, because if it's anything important I figure they can leave a message, or get hold of me via any of the numerous other communication methods developed since the 1800s.
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Indeed; when my phone rings, I assume it's spam unless I recognize the name/number. So it goes to voice mail, because if it's anything important I figure they can leave a message, or get hold of me via any of the numerous other communication methods developed since the 1800s.
This bit in particular is fantastic, I am going to have to start using this verbatim in my daily conversations with the 'AI visionaries' I have the misfortune of working with.
October 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This bit in particular is fantastic, I am going to have to start using this verbatim in my daily conversations with the 'AI visionaries' I have the misfortune of working with.