Sadahire
drhinkey.bsky.social
Sadahire
@drhinkey.bsky.social
I paint on beer coasters
Two every day
Why are monks so good at protesting?
Because the more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Damn girl, are you Black Friday?
Because I'm wondering what your fucking deal is.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Millions of people celebrate Thanksgiving today.
The indigenous people, however, have reservations.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In our house we celebrate Thanksgiving every day.
In other words, we eat too much and sit around watching TV.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit.
I've given the bird to lots of people in the last week or so.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
About 900,000 years ago, early human ancestors went through a severe population bottleneck that almost wiped out our lineage.
A study published in "Science" found that the effective breeding population may have dropped to as few as 1,280 individuals and remained that low for roughly 117,000 years.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When you arrive at the cock fighting competition after 6 months of intense training but, everyone is asking why you didn't bring a chicken?
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Despite widespread opposition from conservationists, scientists, and members of Congress, the U.S. Senate has voted to advance the Barred Owl Management Strategy. The decision clears the way for the killing of up to 450,000 barred owls across 24 million acres of public land in the Pacific Northwest.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Quantum mechanics is redefining how we understand reality at the deepest level. One of its most mind-bending ideas — the many-worlds interpretation — suggests that every possible outcome of every quantum event actually happens, each in its own parallel universe.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Robotic “security guards” like this are starting to show up in public spaces, quietly replacing late night patrols with cameras, sensors, and AI. Supporters say they never get tired, can deter crime, and collect footage around the clock. Critics worry about who owns that data and how it is used.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Male rhinos have a surprisingly messy way of attracting mates. According to National Geographic, they spin their tails while defecating to fling feces in all directions, especially when females are nearby. This behavior isn’t random—it’s a deliberate courtship display and a way to mark territory.
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pros and cons of being my friend:
Pro- you have a friend
Con- It's me
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
She's a 10, but mostly on those therapist intake questionaries.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How do you track the reproductive cycle of pachyderms?
With the periodic table of elephants
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Singapore-based FoloToy’s Kumma — a $99 talking teddy bear that uses OpenAI’s GPT 4o — shared how to find knives in a home, how to light a match and escalated talk of sexual concepts like spanking and kinks “in graphic detail,” according to a new report from the U.S. Public Interest Research Group.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I don't know. but I just feel like when the aliens finally come down, they're going to like me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
People talk about the downside of aging, but no one talks about the benefit. Getting older gives you the ability to befriend animals that you had no idea could be friended. I went over to grandma's house and there was a weasel in her backyard, and I said "grandma there's a weasel in her backyard."
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I stuck my finger in the hole and she was soaking wet. I took my finger out and she started to go down on me. I knew right then…
I needed a new boat.
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's not depression if you're looking out the window.
That's brooding. It's how poems happen.
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I've been called weird, but never unfunny.
Let that sink in.
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I heard that Jeffrey Epstein never wanted to be rich and famous
All he ever wanted was to settle down and have kids
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
In the icy waters of Antarctica, penguins exhibit a fascinating survival strategy. They push one penguin into the water first to see if predators like seals or killer whales are lurking nearby. This curious, ruthless behavior helps ensure the group’s safety before entering the sea to hunt for food.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cute date idea...
We go to a koi pond. You point out all the fish you like.
I jump into the pond and attempt to fight them to win your attention.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I could have bought a fancy car. I could have built up a big savings account. But instead, I’ve seen the most beautiful waterfalls, tasted street food in the busiest markets, and felt the rush of exploring the unknown.
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM