Scott Anderson
@drgraymatter.bsky.social
I use he/him pronouns but I’m more concerned with the adjectives you use for me like insufferable or insidious. I’m not as smart as I think. Feel free to remind me.
yeah, but you’ve got those rings!
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
yeah, but you’ve got those rings!
But which of the many George Santi will leave? The one that played volleyball in college? The Jewish one? The one with mother who died on 9/11? The who did drag or the one who never heard of it? So many to choose from!
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
But which of the many George Santi will leave? The one that played volleyball in college? The Jewish one? The one with mother who died on 9/11? The who did drag or the one who never heard of it? So many to choose from!
Soon to be the world’s most used gif
October 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Soon to be the world’s most used gif
Why do I still sing this? Anytime emus are mentioned!
October 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why do I still sing this? Anytime emus are mentioned!
Death, rolling her eyes. “Right, Thanos, the regular sized Fleshlight wasn’t big enough for & you need an ‘Infinity’ Fleshlight. Everyone believes you.”
September 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Death, rolling her eyes. “Right, Thanos, the regular sized Fleshlight wasn’t big enough for & you need an ‘Infinity’ Fleshlight. Everyone believes you.”
I have trouble seeing what else this means. I hope it’s not but oy, does this look bad!
September 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I have trouble seeing what else this means. I hope it’s not but oy, does this look bad!
OMG! I completely forget they played Scout and Boo Radley!
September 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
OMG! I completely forget they played Scout and Boo Radley!
Nice lake but don’t hit your face with a camera!
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Nice lake but don’t hit your face with a camera!
I’m a mustache guy so
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a gold throne holding a tablet
Alt: Mike Wozniak in a suit and tie is sitting on the Taskmaster’s assistant throne, holding a tablet and winking. He’s got a great mustache!
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m a mustache guy so
June 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Think about who he is and if he has to “make any sense.” That isn’t how you hold phone & phones don’t bulge on one side like that. I tried to convince myself it was a phone too but that’s a gun.
May 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Think about who he is and if he has to “make any sense.” That isn’t how you hold phone & phones don’t bulge on one side like that. I tried to convince myself it was a phone too but that’s a gun.
He knows not to do the stolen valor thing
May 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He knows not to do the stolen valor thing
“Some guy” seems a lot like “that guy” from that other book. That’s Paglierino and if I could find a cheese that sounded more like “plagiarism” my point would really sting and you’d be embarrassed instead of me!
May 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“Some guy” seems a lot like “that guy” from that other book. That’s Paglierino and if I could find a cheese that sounded more like “plagiarism” my point would really sting and you’d be embarrassed instead of me!
Honestly, I was expecting Curious George to be in that little spacesuit.
April 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Honestly, I was expecting Curious George to be in that little spacesuit.
My husband and I both have a crush on him. So charming and handsome!
April 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My husband and I both have a crush on him. So charming and handsome!
Their friendship was delightful!
April 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Their friendship was delightful!
A little? You need a bigger watch!
April 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A little? You need a bigger watch!
I don’t think that’s MJ. Too many gloves.
April 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t think that’s MJ. Too many gloves.