Dr. Glorious Avocado
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
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FYI the whole point of Fox News is to reinforce the message in the video below
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
FYI the whole point of Fox News is to reinforce the message in the video below
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I view posting as an ideological project and my ideology is to put off doing the work I need to do.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I view posting as an ideological project and my ideology is to put off doing the work I need to do.
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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I feel bad for our school but this is tremendous content
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I feel bad for our school but this is tremendous content
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NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
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the 'clubs' they mentioned are a thing that just does NOT exist anymore. I honestly think that's the biggest hole
like, clubs, or lj comms, or single-interest forums just do not exist. Today you toss fanart/discussion onto an open sea and pray other fans will see it and engage, and if not, too bad
like, clubs, or lj comms, or single-interest forums just do not exist. Today you toss fanart/discussion onto an open sea and pray other fans will see it and engage, and if not, too bad
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the 'clubs' they mentioned are a thing that just does NOT exist anymore. I honestly think that's the biggest hole
like, clubs, or lj comms, or single-interest forums just do not exist. Today you toss fanart/discussion onto an open sea and pray other fans will see it and engage, and if not, too bad
like, clubs, or lj comms, or single-interest forums just do not exist. Today you toss fanart/discussion onto an open sea and pray other fans will see it and engage, and if not, too bad
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trying to give the platinum chip to The Kings in New Vegas only for The King to go full Galadriel and warn me that his hip gyrations would shake the foundations of the earth
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
trying to give the platinum chip to The Kings in New Vegas only for The King to go full Galadriel and warn me that his hip gyrations would shake the foundations of the earth
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Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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*Heroically* well you see Sea Nymph it’s sort of like we have an open marriage but only for one of us, not because it’s unfair but just because I’m a very sexual person and people have different needs
Sailor turned into a goat: this fuckin guy
Sailor turned into a goat: this fuckin guy
October 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
*Heroically* well you see Sea Nymph it’s sort of like we have an open marriage but only for one of us, not because it’s unfair but just because I’m a very sexual person and people have different needs
Sailor turned into a goat: this fuckin guy
Sailor turned into a goat: this fuckin guy
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The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
October 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
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hidden object game npc: it's just unbelievable, it makes me sick to even think of it... the duchess... she was... murdered!
me, clicking everywhere to reveal pieces of armor plating, bricks, sausages, stereos, shurikens, flowers, cigarettes, model trains: oh, wow
me, clicking everywhere to reveal pieces of armor plating, bricks, sausages, stereos, shurikens, flowers, cigarettes, model trains: oh, wow
September 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
hidden object game npc: it's just unbelievable, it makes me sick to even think of it... the duchess... she was... murdered!
me, clicking everywhere to reveal pieces of armor plating, bricks, sausages, stereos, shurikens, flowers, cigarettes, model trains: oh, wow
me, clicking everywhere to reveal pieces of armor plating, bricks, sausages, stereos, shurikens, flowers, cigarettes, model trains: oh, wow
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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the switch from “I am online because my brain is broken” to “my brain is broken because I am online” explains a lot about the current state of the internet and society at large, none of it complimentary
it used to be you had to already be a little bit insane to be on the computer this much
September 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the switch from “I am online because my brain is broken” to “my brain is broken because I am online” explains a lot about the current state of the internet and society at large, none of it complimentary
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This is what 450 million years of experiencing life on Earth looks like.
lmao i saw a meme about thresher sharks and i thought "they can't possibly look that panicked" but they DO
September 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This is what 450 million years of experiencing life on Earth looks like.
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*pointing upward and nodding sagely on Tiktok*
September 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*pointing upward and nodding sagely on Tiktok*
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over over and over
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity"
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity"
August 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
over over and over
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity"
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity"
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PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
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them: you might be the stupidest cocksucker on earth
me, wearing a 'SECOND STUPIDEST COCKSUCKER ON EARTH' t-shirt: wait, shit, really? you think so? get guinness on the phone, right now
me, wearing a 'SECOND STUPIDEST COCKSUCKER ON EARTH' t-shirt: wait, shit, really? you think so? get guinness on the phone, right now
August 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
them: you might be the stupidest cocksucker on earth
me, wearing a 'SECOND STUPIDEST COCKSUCKER ON EARTH' t-shirt: wait, shit, really? you think so? get guinness on the phone, right now
me, wearing a 'SECOND STUPIDEST COCKSUCKER ON EARTH' t-shirt: wait, shit, really? you think so? get guinness on the phone, right now
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we wonder why these people who have all the money in the world prioritize accumulating more money over anything else, but Trump shows that they don't, not really
the money is a means to control others, and if there is a conflict between the two they will pick control every time
the money is a means to control others, and if there is a conflict between the two they will pick control every time
I don't think it was a financial decision at all. It was all about having power over other human beings, especially their own workers and servants, and MeToo, BLM and 3% unemployment all were huge threats to that power.
Last week someone made this point, a lot of money people (including tech) made a very clear, very calculated decision that authoritarianism, even a corrupt kleptocracy, was better for them financially than risking Dems doing a wealth tax/tax fairness etc. It was an eyes-wide-open choice.
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
we wonder why these people who have all the money in the world prioritize accumulating more money over anything else, but Trump shows that they don't, not really
the money is a means to control others, and if there is a conflict between the two they will pick control every time
the money is a means to control others, and if there is a conflict between the two they will pick control every time
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Men posting a picture on a dating app
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Men posting a picture on a dating app
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i for one am glad that no matter what happens with the AI bubble, nvidia will always find time to focus on what they do best: making my room too hot
Showing children of the future the unacceptable hair rendering on the left to explain why we had to get rid of the rainforest.
August 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i for one am glad that no matter what happens with the AI bubble, nvidia will always find time to focus on what they do best: making my room too hot