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Charlotte B.
@drfunkenstein.bsky.social
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Sarcastic epidemiologist. Gamer - board/card, PS (drfunkenstein787) & Steam (plannedobsolesence). LEGO. Fan of #CountVonCount.

Charlotte Baker Data Consulting turns research a reality through coaching, teaching, & #DataStorytelling.
https://bakerdrph.com
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the original pancake house should label this a family meal. no one should eat this in one or even four sittings no matter how good it is. it takes 30 min to bake! #ApplePancake
the ridiculously large apple pancake from the original pancake house. it fills a dinner plate and is 2.5 inches tall. the base is a pie crust, an egg filling, and apples on top with cinnamon sugar. this is a danger to your cholesterol and blood sugar
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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is anyone in Baltimore and want the stack of books? They are free!! #epidemiology #injury #stats #PublicHealth #textbooks #racism #SocialDeterminants not a prof anymore and don’t need these. and yes, you gotta take em all. the shipping cost is crazy but if you want to pay it, i will ship
stack of epidemiology, injury epidemiology, social determinants of health, social justice, and statistics textbooks that have been loved but have to go elsewhere
August 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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2 randoms #baltimore:

anyone want a new jan-jun hobonichi cousin avec?

any teacher need an ez grader?
August 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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my mantra
image from the carrot weather app is blue with green rolling hills and a drone. that says the temperature in the location is 84 degrees and feels like 93. the most important part is a quip that states “Don’t be a part of the problem. Be the entire problem.”
July 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I am SO excited to host 2 workshops this week. Monday to Wednesday I’m helping faculty plan out projects, programs, and research from idea to fine detail. This workshop is exactly the support you might need to get through the currently changing landscape. Coming again in September to a new city!
June 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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This graphic asks that if you think I’m cool and the information I provided are good to like the post and comment. It also gives you the link to my website.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This graphic is the fifth step of creating a research question. The title reads “Research Design with Charlotte Baker Data Consulting” and the subtitle reads “The Question”.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This graphic is step 4B of creating a research question. The title reads “Research Design with Charlotte Baker Data Consulting” and the subtitle reads “The Question”.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This graphic is step 4A of creating a research question. The title reads “Research Design with Charlotte Baker Data Consulting” and the subtitle reads “The Question”.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This graphic is the third step of creating a research question. The title reads “Research Design with Charlotte Baker Data Consulting” and the subtitle reads “The Question”.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This graphic is the second step of creating a research question. The title reads “Research Design with Charlotte Baker Data Consulting” and the subtitle reads “The Question”.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This graphic is the first step of creating a research question. The title reads “Research Design with Charlotte Baker Data Consulting” and the subtitle reads “The Question”.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Anyone trying to figure out how you *really* design a research study? I mean not in the manner of MAGA MAHA. Well you start with these five steps. #research #PeepThis #StudyDesign #ResearchQuestion #RealReferences #Strategy Next week I’ll post what you do next! Have questions? Comment!
A document outlining five steps for coming up with a good research question. The title says “Research Design with Charlotte Baker Data Consulting”. The subtitle says “The Question”. The steps are in handwritten style text and each step is written on index card graphics. The numbers are written in a line going down the page. Steps 1, 3, and 4B are on the left. Steps 2, 4A, and 5 are on the right. There is a watermark on the page that is the logo for Charlotte Baker Data Consulting. It is behind all other text and images. There are 2 references in the document in superscript numbers 1 and 2. The related text is at the very bottom of the document. There is a sentence and a link on the right side of the page. This line is written at a 90 degree angle compared to the rest of the information on the page.
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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i’ve got two unopened and retired #LEGO sets. anybody in #baltimore area interested? $225 each. decided modulars aren’t really for me. i need to mod them too much to be realistic lol. not shipping so please don’t ask.

60380 - LEGO City Downtown and 10270 - LEGO Creator Bookshop
May 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Totally agree. We really should be protecting people not treating like cattle to quarantine. But we also have to recognize that our justice system was not created for actually protecting people, rather it was created to put non-“white” people in their place. The whole system needs to be scrapped.
Lisa Simpson from the show The Simpsons saying “The whole damn system is wrong!”
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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June 9-11 … Join me for three intense but amazing days of learning and progress on something you want to accomplish whether teaching or research related. We’ve got your back! #Academia #Faculty #GradStudent #College #AcademicSky #Planning #Organization
flyer for a planning workshop. two columns of information including topics and price
May 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Epidemiology must be what I call consequential - it has to directly impact the people/animals/environment and the vast majority does. Epi is who got sick, why, and how we can keep it from happening again. We use that knowledge so you rarely see the public health ninjas (hi food fortification!).
a picture of the morton salt container with a sentence on the container that is circled in red. the sentence reads "this salt supplies iodide, a necessary nutrient"
April 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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We living in our last days
Screenshot of a phone notification from the Baltimore Banner reading “Possibly severe weather - St. Patrick’s Day could see 58 mph winds, heavy rain, flooding, and a possible tornado”
March 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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When your mama says to get something out of her purse
Man holding out a purse after being asked “Babe, out of my purse can you being me my …” Dog shaking it’s head. The text over the image says No No No No No No No No No No No Nope
February 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I love it when my people publish and when they publish BOOKS I get to show everybody else. My preorder of @profgoldberg.bsky.social’s newest came this week!! Everybody go get it!
October 5, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #77,095!
September 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Yet another reason to love Gravel Travel. All companies should take note for every holiday they do big promotion about.
Text message that reads “Gravel: We know that Father's Day can bring some difficult feelings. If you don't want texts about it, reply "PASS" to opt-out and we will take care of it from there. We'll still keep you in the loop on everything else so that you won't miss a beat with Gravel.”
May 30, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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from target. better than anything i have ever tried
March 8, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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My open textbook on epidemiology is out now! Made for clinical students but great for undergraduate or grad school. openvt.lib.vt.edu/2024/01/10/e...
Cover of a textbook named Epidemiology by Charlotte Baker
January 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM