Boots and Shane
@drfreezepop.bsky.social
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Boots and Shane
@drfreezepop.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Please watch this video of my dog Boots. He said he trynna blow up on (checks name of app) Blue Sky
Dear MAGA,
Close your eyes.
Now imagine someone breaking a window to get into your house. You yell STOP multiple times and they don’t. Do you shoot?
Now open your eyes and imagine it’s a white chick named Ashli Babbitt.
Close your eyes.
Now imagine someone breaking a window to get into your house. You yell STOP multiple times and they don’t. Do you shoot?
Now open your eyes and imagine it’s a white chick named Ashli Babbitt.
a man in a suit and tie is saying " yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell "
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dear MAGA,
Close your eyes.
Now imagine someone breaking a window to get into your house. You yell STOP multiple times and they don’t. Do you shoot?
Now open your eyes and imagine it’s a white chick named Ashli Babbitt.
Close your eyes.
Now imagine someone breaking a window to get into your house. You yell STOP multiple times and they don’t. Do you shoot?
Now open your eyes and imagine it’s a white chick named Ashli Babbitt.
Topenga was just ahead of her time. Today 30-50 is basically a nun.
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Topenga was just ahead of her time. Today 30-50 is basically a nun.
I embarrass him
December 17, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I embarrass him
Being a baby is tiring
December 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Being a baby is tiring
The more I learn about this Jesus guy, the more I think he might have been a socialist.
That’s probably why the whole cross incident happened.
That’s probably why the whole cross incident happened.
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
The more I learn about this Jesus guy, the more I think he might have been a socialist.
That’s probably why the whole cross incident happened.
That’s probably why the whole cross incident happened.
I see this totally normal person driving all the time. Nothing weird at all here. I’m sure this happens in every country.
December 8, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I see this totally normal person driving all the time. Nothing weird at all here. I’m sure this happens in every country.
Raise your hand if you’ve seen these posters in the wild hundreds of times.
We’ve had them at my work almost every year, and it’s such a weird experience every time.
We’ve had them at my work almost every year, and it’s such a weird experience every time.
December 6, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Raise your hand if you’ve seen these posters in the wild hundreds of times.
We’ve had them at my work almost every year, and it’s such a weird experience every time.
We’ve had them at my work almost every year, and it’s such a weird experience every time.
He kind of let me make the bed today. But only because he’s not happy with me for working a lot.
December 5, 2024 at 7:32 PM
He kind of let me make the bed today. But only because he’s not happy with me for working a lot.
A sloth, even one in the navy, is no match for an apex predator
December 5, 2024 at 2:02 AM
A sloth, even one in the navy, is no match for an apex predator
Will he do it?
Can it be done?
The world waits in anticipation.
Two more days…
Can it be done?
The world waits in anticipation.
Two more days…
December 3, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Will he do it?
Can it be done?
The world waits in anticipation.
Two more days…
Can it be done?
The world waits in anticipation.
Two more days…
I am the hero you deserve
December 2, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I am the hero you deserve
Two years ago today.
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
But I am proud that it didn’t break me and I stayed sober. I had to face it head on, and I think it made me a better person.
I’ll never go a day without thinking about her 💔
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
But I am proud that it didn’t break me and I stayed sober. I had to face it head on, and I think it made me a better person.
I’ll never go a day without thinking about her 💔
November 27, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Two years ago today.
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
But I am proud that it didn’t break me and I stayed sober. I had to face it head on, and I think it made me a better person.
I’ll never go a day without thinking about her 💔
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
But I am proud that it didn’t break me and I stayed sober. I had to face it head on, and I think it made me a better person.
I’ll never go a day without thinking about her 💔
What are your thoughts on engagement farming?
Particularly asking simple questions with obvious answers on social media, to artificially inflate a users metrics or profile?
I would NEVER do that.
Also do you think pizza - the food - is good or bad?
Particularly asking simple questions with obvious answers on social media, to artificially inflate a users metrics or profile?
I would NEVER do that.
Also do you think pizza - the food - is good or bad?
November 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
What are your thoughts on engagement farming?
Particularly asking simple questions with obvious answers on social media, to artificially inflate a users metrics or profile?
I would NEVER do that.
Also do you think pizza - the food - is good or bad?
Particularly asking simple questions with obvious answers on social media, to artificially inflate a users metrics or profile?
I would NEVER do that.
Also do you think pizza - the food - is good or bad?
When you’re arguing with your girl and a stranger starts recording
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
When you’re arguing with your girl and a stranger starts recording
FUCK YES I AM!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
FUCK YES I AM!!!!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 26, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
This was our first fight
November 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
This was our first fight
I don’t want to spend thanksgiving on bad terms with anyone.
So for the next two days I’ll be accepting apologies.
So for the next two days I’ll be accepting apologies.
November 26, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I don’t want to spend thanksgiving on bad terms with anyone.
So for the next two days I’ll be accepting apologies.
So for the next two days I’ll be accepting apologies.
The difference from Friday to Sunday is so fuckin satisfying to my OCD!
We sold a LOT of stuff.
I pick things up and put them down.
We sold a LOT of stuff.
I pick things up and put them down.
November 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
The difference from Friday to Sunday is so fuckin satisfying to my OCD!
We sold a LOT of stuff.
I pick things up and put them down.
We sold a LOT of stuff.
I pick things up and put them down.
We’ve sold 730 of these this week already.
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
We’ve sold 730 of these this week already.
The energy I’m bringing to 2025
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
The energy I’m bringing to 2025