Plouf de Phoque
@drfrankenstein.bsky.social
A perpetually-tired, mostly-functional ADHD poindexter since 1990. Skiing, retro tech, software, geography, and other things of interest. Also a furry. Montréal/Ottawa, he/they, FR/EN/ES/DE/日本語
🔞 May occasionally interact with NSFW content.
🔞 May occasionally interact with NSFW content.
Someone's grilling steamed hams.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Someone's grilling steamed hams.
It just keeps falling. It's really hot chocolate + snuggles weather.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It just keeps falling. It's really hot chocolate + snuggles weather.
Last night was 🔥.
Y'all have no idea how happy it makes me to see something like this in Montréal, with that kind of turnout. There hasn't been a furry event of this size here since 2017. Keep rocking, Luckydog Club! 🤘
Y'all have no idea how happy it makes me to see something like this in Montréal, with that kind of turnout. There hasn't been a furry event of this size here since 2017. Keep rocking, Luckydog Club! 🤘
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Last night was 🔥.
Y'all have no idea how happy it makes me to see something like this in Montréal, with that kind of turnout. There hasn't been a furry event of this size here since 2017. Keep rocking, Luckydog Club! 🤘
Y'all have no idea how happy it makes me to see something like this in Montréal, with that kind of turnout. There hasn't been a furry event of this size here since 2017. Keep rocking, Luckydog Club! 🤘
Business conference lunch, day 2: chicken shawarma with hummus and veggies
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Business conference lunch, day 2: chicken shawarma with hummus and veggies
Business conf meal 1: Caprese sandwich (that fell apart when I picked it up), charcuterie
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Business conf meal 1: Caprese sandwich (that fell apart when I picked it up), charcuterie
Finally got out of the registration line!
…oh wait, this isn't a furry con, where did I end up? Oh no, it's all nerdy tech people, but this time they're not in fursuits! D: Help!
…oh wait, this isn't a furry con, where did I end up? Oh no, it's all nerdy tech people, but this time they're not in fursuits! D: Help!
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Finally got out of the registration line!
…oh wait, this isn't a furry con, where did I end up? Oh no, it's all nerdy tech people, but this time they're not in fursuits! D: Help!
…oh wait, this isn't a furry con, where did I end up? Oh no, it's all nerdy tech people, but this time they're not in fursuits! D: Help!
On the way home from Furpocalypse. The vibes were perfect!
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
On the way home from Furpocalypse. The vibes were perfect!
But NH has Market Basket and CT does not. :p
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
But NH has Market Basket and CT does not. :p
do u race with those slicks bro
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
do u race with those slicks bro
On this Indigenous Peoples' Day:
Beds Are Burning.
Beds Are Burning.
October 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
On this Indigenous Peoples' Day:
Beds Are Burning.
Beds Are Burning.
>buys an old nifty-fifty lens
Seller: I've already put a UV filter on it to protect it
Me: oh, neat, thanks!
Me: hmm, that lens is a little hazy, but hey, it looks good for a $40 lens and I like the aesthetic!
A year later, I finally look at the filter…
Seller: I've already put a UV filter on it to protect it
Me: oh, neat, thanks!
Me: hmm, that lens is a little hazy, but hey, it looks good for a $40 lens and I like the aesthetic!
A year later, I finally look at the filter…
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
>buys an old nifty-fifty lens
Seller: I've already put a UV filter on it to protect it
Me: oh, neat, thanks!
Me: hmm, that lens is a little hazy, but hey, it looks good for a $40 lens and I like the aesthetic!
A year later, I finally look at the filter…
Seller: I've already put a UV filter on it to protect it
Me: oh, neat, thanks!
Me: hmm, that lens is a little hazy, but hey, it looks good for a $40 lens and I like the aesthetic!
A year later, I finally look at the filter…
Definitely a candidate for the pitchforks.
He also asserts that artists don't demand a high-enough profit margin (currently averaging at 30%, after expenses for the tour, venue, staff, equipment, etc.).
He also asserts that artists don't demand a high-enough profit margin (currently averaging at 30%, after expenses for the tour, venue, staff, equipment, etc.).
September 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Definitely a candidate for the pitchforks.
He also asserts that artists don't demand a high-enough profit margin (currently averaging at 30%, after expenses for the tour, venue, staff, equipment, etc.).
He also asserts that artists don't demand a high-enough profit margin (currently averaging at 30%, after expenses for the tour, venue, staff, equipment, etc.).
Kentmere 1600 is where it's at, for real.
September 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Kentmere 1600 is where it's at, for real.
This one is intense at first, but it'll be short-lived and it'll make way to lighter rain. Hang tight, proot!
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This one is intense at first, but it'll be short-lived and it'll make way to lighter rain. Hang tight, proot!
This restaurant *really* doesn't accept American Express.
August 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This restaurant *really* doesn't accept American Express.
Ma nouvelle marque de sauce à spag, ne serait-ce que pour le nom…
My new favourite brand of pasta sauce, if only for the name…
My new favourite brand of pasta sauce, if only for the name…
August 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ma nouvelle marque de sauce à spag, ne serait-ce que pour le nom…
My new favourite brand of pasta sauce, if only for the name…
My new favourite brand of pasta sauce, if only for the name…
They really do! 🤩 (@akaruwolf.bsky.social at FE 2025)
July 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
They really do! 🤩 (@akaruwolf.bsky.social at FE 2025)
Scraped, cleaned, and with 3 fresh layers of seasoning baked on. Hope it'll last.
July 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Scraped, cleaned, and with 3 fresh layers of seasoning baked on. Hope it'll last.
Well, it was due for a reset anyway.
July 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well, it was due for a reset anyway.
Cleaning person: “I'm done! I left some of your dirty dishes to soak.”
Me: “Oh, perfect, thanks!”
Me, stepping into the kitchen hours later: 🫠
Me: “Oh, perfect, thanks!”
Me, stepping into the kitchen hours later: 🫠
July 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Cleaning person: “I'm done! I left some of your dirty dishes to soak.”
Me: “Oh, perfect, thanks!”
Me, stepping into the kitchen hours later: 🫠
Me: “Oh, perfect, thanks!”
Me, stepping into the kitchen hours later: 🫠
Oh, fuck off, WebStorm.
June 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh, fuck off, WebStorm.