Ain’t matt damon

How to criticize somebody when your head’s up their anus.

I hate people so much

Here’s what I imagined happened to the first officer www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIYk...

I don’t know how we made it that far without a wide receiver. Shows you how good 10, 13, and 44 are. So damn close.

Here we go….

Hard to believe we are here. They’ve had so many close games this year, USC, Minnesota, Wisconsin that in previous seasons they would have lost. Hope that means something.

I’d like to see AI teach what I teach the medical students. It’s a glorified textbook. Just another resource. It’s not a teacher.

Hotline, there is a female illegal immigrant 1300 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington DC thank you

Donald Trump is the poster child for illiteracy.

Just five minutes alone in a room with the three of them at the same time. I show them what woke means.

Aging is a weird phenomena. I’m 62 years old. I look at myself and I still feel like I’m 40 and look like I’m 40. I see pictures of people my age and I think how much better I look than they do. I imagine they look at me and say the same thing

Absofuckinglutely

I just don’t get it, if I had all that money, I would just enjoy the rest of my life, but these people are greedy fuckers who want more and the way they get more is to put other people down.

Make them watch Frank’s pretty woman, Gang goes to the Jersey shore, Frank’s intervention.