Andrea Ingvalson
@dreavalson.bsky.social
Disenfranchised former public school teacher. Pickleball instructor. Never Trumper. Scared of the next 4 years.
Early morning sourdough and Earl Gray tea. Happy Friday!
April 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Early morning sourdough and Earl Gray tea. Happy Friday!
I’d like to know what Martha Stewart is saying about Drumpf right about now. #insidertrading
April 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’d like to know what Martha Stewart is saying about Drumpf right about now. #insidertrading
Hey! Fellow Cheeseheads! If Elon did not hand you a check for $1,000,000, that means he does not care about you or your vote. Show him you’re pissed off and vote for Susan Crawford. My prediction:
Crawford 3,844,612
Schimel 2
Crawford 3,844,612
Schimel 2
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hey! Fellow Cheeseheads! If Elon did not hand you a check for $1,000,000, that means he does not care about you or your vote. Show him you’re pissed off and vote for Susan Crawford. My prediction:
Crawford 3,844,612
Schimel 2
Crawford 3,844,612
Schimel 2
I’ve decided that “elbows up” is great, but being stuck inside these U.S. borders I’m going to adopt “middle fingers up” as my go-to. 🖕
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ve decided that “elbows up” is great, but being stuck inside these U.S. borders I’m going to adopt “middle fingers up” as my go-to. 🖕
There are 2 types of people. They are at a pizza party and see that there are A LOT of people there. Maybe so many people that the amount of pizza ordered will not cover all. Type 1 takes 5 slices to make sure they get enough. Type 2 takes 1 slice to make sure there is enough for everyone. 🫏 or 🐘 ?
March 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There are 2 types of people. They are at a pizza party and see that there are A LOT of people there. Maybe so many people that the amount of pizza ordered will not cover all. Type 1 takes 5 slices to make sure they get enough. Type 2 takes 1 slice to make sure there is enough for everyone. 🫏 or 🐘 ?
Hot take: I will not be flying any time soon.
February 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hot take: I will not be flying any time soon.
Dear manufacturers of children’s clothes. I have children who are skinny and TALL. Every pair of pants that fit in the waist are cropped and every pair that are long enough are too big in the waist. It’s like the catch-22 of clothing.
February 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Dear manufacturers of children’s clothes. I have children who are skinny and TALL. Every pair of pants that fit in the waist are cropped and every pair that are long enough are too big in the waist. It’s like the catch-22 of clothing.
I am wildly vacillating between needing to know what’s in the news and feeling like I’m going to puke because of what I’m reading from news sources.
January 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I am wildly vacillating between needing to know what’s in the news and feeling like I’m going to puke because of what I’m reading from news sources.
I wore all black today. I may just wear all black for the next 4 years.
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wore all black today. I may just wear all black for the next 4 years.
I took my mom for an MRI to try and figure out why she had a sudden onset of terrible memory issues. They called her with the results. She forgot they called. They called 4 more times to schedule something. She forgot. Do you think they thought to call a family member withOUT memory issues? 🤬
January 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I took my mom for an MRI to try and figure out why she had a sudden onset of terrible memory issues. They called her with the results. She forgot they called. They called 4 more times to schedule something. She forgot. Do you think they thought to call a family member withOUT memory issues? 🤬
I’m drinking Kombucha for the first time. I’ve decided to call it “The Booch” and will let everyone know if it makes me poop my pants.
January 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m drinking Kombucha for the first time. I’ve decided to call it “The Booch” and will let everyone know if it makes me poop my pants.
Today’s baby. ❤️
January 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Today’s baby. ❤️
I recently acquired a sourdough starter from a friend and have rediscovered my passion for baking delicious bread. This baby just came out of the oven.
January 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I recently acquired a sourdough starter from a friend and have rediscovered my passion for baking delicious bread. This baby just came out of the oven.
Gulf of Mexico = Gulf of America
New Mexico = New America
Mexican Jumping beans = American Jumping Beans
Mexico City = America City
Mexican Hat Dance = Square Dancing
New Mexico = New America
Mexican Jumping beans = American Jumping Beans
Mexico City = America City
Mexican Hat Dance = Square Dancing
January 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Gulf of Mexico = Gulf of America
New Mexico = New America
Mexican Jumping beans = American Jumping Beans
Mexico City = America City
Mexican Hat Dance = Square Dancing
New Mexico = New America
Mexican Jumping beans = American Jumping Beans
Mexico City = America City
Mexican Hat Dance = Square Dancing
The best pistachios are the ones that you have to break a fingernail trying to open.
January 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The best pistachios are the ones that you have to break a fingernail trying to open.
Taking down the Christmas decorations is a full body workout.
January 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Taking down the Christmas decorations is a full body workout.
Nothing quite compares to the feeling of taking a full bowel emptying dump. 💩
January 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Nothing quite compares to the feeling of taking a full bowel emptying dump. 💩
I would rather staple my fingers to a table than take my 13 year-old and my 11 year-old to Target to spend their Christmas money.
December 29, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I would rather staple my fingers to a table than take my 13 year-old and my 11 year-old to Target to spend their Christmas money.
It’s winter break. My children have been tasked with cleaning their rooms. The girl just uncovered her long-lost recorder. I am now listening to a rusty rendition of Three Blind Mice.
December 27, 2024 at 3:58 AM
It’s winter break. My children have been tasked with cleaning their rooms. The girl just uncovered her long-lost recorder. I am now listening to a rusty rendition of Three Blind Mice.
The group of 30-something’s behind me in the line at a craft store used the word “fuck” as a noun, verb, adjective, and exclamation 347 times during their 5 minute conversation about truck tires. I don’t think the Grandma with the 3 year-old in tow was particularly impressed.
December 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM
The group of 30-something’s behind me in the line at a craft store used the word “fuck” as a noun, verb, adjective, and exclamation 347 times during their 5 minute conversation about truck tires. I don’t think the Grandma with the 3 year-old in tow was particularly impressed.
After 6+ hours in the car with my 13 year-old daughter this weekend, I am becoming an authority on Taylor Swift. 🌸
December 16, 2024 at 12:05 AM
After 6+ hours in the car with my 13 year-old daughter this weekend, I am becoming an authority on Taylor Swift. 🌸
I tried a new recipe tonight. I’m renaming it “That fucking recipe where I used 35 kitchen gadgets and dirtied every pot, pan, and dish in the kitchen”. It was pretty good.
December 12, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I tried a new recipe tonight. I’m renaming it “That fucking recipe where I used 35 kitchen gadgets and dirtied every pot, pan, and dish in the kitchen”. It was pretty good.
I’m sitting in the waiting room while my 81 year old mom has an MRI. I’m listening to a lady have an extremely loud conversation about driving, craft shopping, and grandchildren on her cell phone. It never ceases to amaze me that this is now common practice.
December 11, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I’m sitting in the waiting room while my 81 year old mom has an MRI. I’m listening to a lady have an extremely loud conversation about driving, craft shopping, and grandchildren on her cell phone. It never ceases to amaze me that this is now common practice.
After a week of Florida theme parks, I have come to the conclusion that people are selfish assholes.
December 9, 2024 at 1:03 AM
After a week of Florida theme parks, I have come to the conclusion that people are selfish assholes.
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m going to dine with a bunch of immigrants. 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m going to dine with a bunch of immigrants. 🦃