Dr. Cannoli
@drcannoli.bsky.social
I build models and pretend to be a doctor
Crabs are weird little guys
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Crabs are weird little guys
Lethal triad of inability to sense danger, undeserved and unbridled confidence, clumsy
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lethal triad of inability to sense danger, undeserved and unbridled confidence, clumsy
Inventing a new triad: diplopia, bad taste in movies, irritability
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Inventing a new triad: diplopia, bad taste in movies, irritability
I misspell labrynth a lot
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I misspell labrynth a lot
Instagram is recommending MCAT prep accounts to ne, not sure why
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Instagram is recommending MCAT prep accounts to ne, not sure why
Hey do bay leaves actually do anything?
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hey do bay leaves actually do anything?
I had a lot of trouble sleeping last night so now I’m convinced I have fatal familial insomnia
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I had a lot of trouble sleeping last night so now I’m convinced I have fatal familial insomnia
Im listening to a podcast on the satanic panic and man we have always been a stupid country
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Im listening to a podcast on the satanic panic and man we have always been a stupid country
My name is ozymandias, king of kings. Please correlate clinically
my name is ozymandias, king of kings. ask your doctor if looking upon my works is right for you.
my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works. prices and participation may vary, for a limited time only. children under 13 need a parent or guardian's signature to participate.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My name is ozymandias, king of kings. Please correlate clinically
Say staphylococcal scalded skin syndrome four times fast
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Say staphylococcal scalded skin syndrome four times fast
Brits talk like they’ve got a mouth full of food
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Brits talk like they’ve got a mouth full of food
Hey @realqrampage.fightins.online help me with my rank list for crit care fellowship plz
October 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey @realqrampage.fightins.online help me with my rank list for crit care fellowship plz
There are way too many tabs in epic
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
There are way too many tabs in epic
Really enjoying legends ZA so far
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Really enjoying legends ZA so far
4 crit care interviews down, rank list ahead
October 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
4 crit care interviews down, rank list ahead
Wild that Tron Ares is the thing that gets people to stop casting Jared Leto in anything
October 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wild that Tron Ares is the thing that gets people to stop casting Jared Leto in anything
I send a lot of meme and videos to my friends and the vast majority of the time my thought process is “man, this is really fucking weird, my friend has to see this.” I am a cool and normal dude
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I send a lot of meme and videos to my friends and the vast majority of the time my thought process is “man, this is really fucking weird, my friend has to see this.” I am a cool and normal dude
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It’s National Poetry Day.
The greatest poem in the English language.
The greatest poem in the English language.
October 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It’s National Poetry Day.
The greatest poem in the English language.
The greatest poem in the English language.
My biggest fear is that I have a kid that’s into hobby horse jumping
September 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My biggest fear is that I have a kid that’s into hobby horse jumping
If you apply to a fellowship program and they don’t inform you they won’t be interviewing you and instead ghost you, that program should be fined for each instance
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you apply to a fellowship program and they don’t inform you they won’t be interviewing you and instead ghost you, that program should be fined for each instance
It’s the “does a straw have two holes or one” but with mouths and anuses
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It’s the “does a straw have two holes or one” but with mouths and anuses
Tbh I’m just gonna eat a gummy and forget about *gestures broadly at everything*
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tbh I’m just gonna eat a gummy and forget about *gestures broadly at everything*
It’s the purposeful mischaracterization of a career that gets me
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s the purposeful mischaracterization of a career that gets me
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).