Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻⚕️
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A real doctor.
If you’re a cop, you have to tell me.
If you’re a cop, you have to tell me.
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Any word on the brave villagers who strung an anchor chain across his front door and lured him out of his house with a roasting ox
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Any word on the brave villagers who strung an anchor chain across his front door and lured him out of his house with a roasting ox
Trying to get a hunting license specifically for those disgusting toilet paper bears.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Trying to get a hunting license specifically for those disgusting toilet paper bears.
Here he comes
Here comes Paul Reiser
He’s an actor who’s real
Here comes Paul Reiser
He’s an actor who’s real
September 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Here he comes
Here comes Paul Reiser
He’s an actor who’s real
Here comes Paul Reiser
He’s an actor who’s real
Dating apps are terrible because sometimes you’ll be browsing and see someone that looks promising, but then there’s a picture of them with their partner who looks like he took third place at the racism championships
August 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dating apps are terrible because sometimes you’ll be browsing and see someone that looks promising, but then there’s a picture of them with their partner who looks like he took third place at the racism championships
After the success of Nightmare Before Christmas, there were plans for a sequel “The Nightmare Before Independence Day” where Jack Skellington hijacks the Fourth of July.
August 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
After the success of Nightmare Before Christmas, there were plans for a sequel “The Nightmare Before Independence Day” where Jack Skellington hijacks the Fourth of July.
Ghost Face called me on the phone and asked me what my favorite scary movie is and I said The Changeling and now he’s scouring antique shops for a turn of the century wooden wheelchair to kill me with
June 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Ghost Face called me on the phone and asked me what my favorite scary movie is and I said The Changeling and now he’s scouring antique shops for a turn of the century wooden wheelchair to kill me with
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I loved this so much that I added visual
June 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I loved this so much that I added visual
“I’m on a juice cleanse.” I say before taking another drink from my gallon jug of blue Hawaiian Punch
March 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“I’m on a juice cleanse.” I say before taking another drink from my gallon jug of blue Hawaiian Punch
My life has once again been ruined by the gang of roving theater kids who have started doing a production of “Come From Away” in the mail room of my building
February 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My life has once again been ruined by the gang of roving theater kids who have started doing a production of “Come From Away” in the mail room of my building
Giving the city of St. Louis a bad Yelp review because they wouldn’t let me go in the bottom half of the big circle
January 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Giving the city of St. Louis a bad Yelp review because they wouldn’t let me go in the bottom half of the big circle
(SPOILERS) A Different Man ends with him getting the monkey surgery and become a British pop music sensation
January 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
(SPOILERS) A Different Man ends with him getting the monkey surgery and become a British pop music sensation
It turns out that 9/11 was actually a gender reveal party, but they forgot to color the smoke.
January 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It turns out that 9/11 was actually a gender reveal party, but they forgot to color the smoke.
I want the Sting sword from Lord of the Rings so that when it starts glowing I’ll know there are goblin short stacks nearby
January 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I want the Sting sword from Lord of the Rings so that when it starts glowing I’ll know there are goblin short stacks nearby
There’s an old Christmas song called “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” that goes out of its way to make sure you know it’s NOT a sex thing, which only makes me more suspicious.
December 12, 2024 at 12:20 AM
There’s an old Christmas song called “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” that goes out of its way to make sure you know it’s NOT a sex thing, which only makes me more suspicious.
Any and all questions can be directed to my attorney, Howard Clownstein; Clown at Law.
October 23, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Any and all questions can be directed to my attorney, Howard Clownstein; Clown at Law.
The guy whose job is to make sure that kids don’t climb inside the magical wardrobe and go on a grand adventure and live full lives, only to come back at exactly the time they left as children again: “Goddammit”
September 19, 2024 at 12:32 PM
The guy whose job is to make sure that kids don’t climb inside the magical wardrobe and go on a grand adventure and live full lives, only to come back at exactly the time they left as children again: “Goddammit”
THERE IS NO FORCE ON EARTH THAT CAN KEEP ME FROM LISTENING TO MY BOOTY JAMS
September 17, 2024 at 11:22 AM
THERE IS NO FORCE ON EARTH THAT CAN KEEP ME FROM LISTENING TO MY BOOTY JAMS
My favorite part of Star Trek TOS is when Abraham Lincoln says “What a charming negress.” and Uhura goes “Get bent, you old turd.”
September 11, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My favorite part of Star Trek TOS is when Abraham Lincoln says “What a charming negress.” and Uhura goes “Get bent, you old turd.”
Declaring “I don’t believe in trains, and they have no power over me!” as the NJ Transit commuter train comes barreling down the tracks towards me, horns blaring
August 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Declaring “I don’t believe in trains, and they have no power over me!” as the NJ Transit commuter train comes barreling down the tracks towards me, horns blaring
At a gender reveal party where they cut into the cake and thick green smoke poured out of it.
I think that means they’re having a Joker.
I think that means they’re having a Joker.
August 20, 2024 at 2:58 PM
At a gender reveal party where they cut into the cake and thick green smoke poured out of it.
I think that means they’re having a Joker.
I think that means they’re having a Joker.
Explaining to the guy at the car parts store that I want to buy the engine part that gives a car a soul like Herbie the Love Bug so I can be friends with my Ford Taurus
August 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Explaining to the guy at the car parts store that I want to buy the engine part that gives a car a soul like Herbie the Love Bug so I can be friends with my Ford Taurus
Pulling a great prank on my stomach
(taking a drink of a hot drink, then taking a drink of a cold drink)
(taking a drink of a hot drink, then taking a drink of a cold drink)
August 5, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Pulling a great prank on my stomach
(taking a drink of a hot drink, then taking a drink of a cold drink)
(taking a drink of a hot drink, then taking a drink of a cold drink)
The proper medical term is neither “crotch” nor “groin”, it’s “frontal underpants region”
August 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
The proper medical term is neither “crotch” nor “groin”, it’s “frontal underpants region”
I’m currently on the run from the FBI, CIA, NSA, and Chick-Fil-A after attempting to file a patent for self-lubricating robot buttholes
August 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I’m currently on the run from the FBI, CIA, NSA, and Chick-Fil-A after attempting to file a patent for self-lubricating robot buttholes
Got another detention at the Jedi academy for calling Anakin “a major turd burglar”
August 1, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Got another detention at the Jedi academy for calling Anakin “a major turd burglar”