Dr. Goblin MD
@drboi11.bsky.social
Evan/Lucy, 36, Any Pronouns, NB, Bi, Professional Meme Goblin
Consistent Brainrot: Star Trek, Evangelion, Fromsoft, Doctor Who, DrakenNier, Silent Hill, JJBA
Present Hyperfixations: Sakura Taisen, Fields of Mistria, Dan Da Dan, Trash Survival Horror
Consistent Brainrot: Star Trek, Evangelion, Fromsoft, Doctor Who, DrakenNier, Silent Hill, JJBA
Present Hyperfixations: Sakura Taisen, Fields of Mistria, Dan Da Dan, Trash Survival Horror
Great, now one of us has to stand outside and vape when we go to the Vatican.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Great, now one of us has to stand outside and vape when we go to the Vatican.
"And that, as they say, is that." doing a lot of statistical skewing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"And that, as they say, is that." doing a lot of statistical skewing.
They should have sent a poet
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They should have sent a poet
Who can compete with that jawline?
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Who can compete with that jawline?
I'm not in favor of cheating. But if you're going to do it it might be nice to do it with a real living breathing person.
That might be a good low bar for it.
That might be a good low bar for it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm not in favor of cheating. But if you're going to do it it might be nice to do it with a real living breathing person.
That might be a good low bar for it.
That might be a good low bar for it.
Its a testament to how low the bar I have set in this argument that I would have accepted that as answer.
Doom would, dudes a fucking micro manager.
Doom would, dudes a fucking micro manager.
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Its a testament to how low the bar I have set in this argument that I would have accepted that as answer.
Doom would, dudes a fucking micro manager.
Doom would, dudes a fucking micro manager.
Like, its a matter of gutting every single public space for a period of weeks if not months.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Like, its a matter of gutting every single public space for a period of weeks if not months.
Which governments have redone and regulated all bathrooms?
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Which governments have redone and regulated all bathrooms?
Can't afford teachers, can't afford textbooks, can't afford school lunches, but we can afford to re do every single school bathroom, public and private, because people can't fucking chill and do their business.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Can't afford teachers, can't afford textbooks, can't afford school lunches, but we can afford to re do every single school bathroom, public and private, because people can't fucking chill and do their business.
Im sure the government will get on the massive and expensive and compulsory bathroom governing aparatus train. That only exists because you brought it up when we were discussing bigots but it's not about that, really.
Great plan. I see no flaws.
Great plan. I see no flaws.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Im sure the government will get on the massive and expensive and compulsory bathroom governing aparatus train. That only exists because you brought it up when we were discussing bigots but it's not about that, really.
Great plan. I see no flaws.
Great plan. I see no flaws.
(Give money) because bigots are complaining?
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
(Give money) because bigots are complaining?
No. I havent ever seen that happen. They close the stall.
How much time and money do you think a remodel takes?
How much time and money do you think a remodel takes?
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No. I havent ever seen that happen. They close the stall.
How much time and money do you think a remodel takes?
How much time and money do you think a remodel takes?
That's a weird way to say you spend a lot of time looking at people's bulges.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That's a weird way to say you spend a lot of time looking at people's bulges.
I agree a clogged toilet is on the same level as gutting a section of a building you are v smart.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I agree a clogged toilet is on the same level as gutting a section of a building you are v smart.
I'm asking you to explain how your solution would work on a basic level. This shouldn't be hard.
Also it seems to work pretty well for people who just want to take a shit, yeah.
Also it seems to work pretty well for people who just want to take a shit, yeah.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm asking you to explain how your solution would work on a basic level. This shouldn't be hard.
Also it seems to work pretty well for people who just want to take a shit, yeah.
Also it seems to work pretty well for people who just want to take a shit, yeah.
So just rebuilding all bathrooms in all buildings that are [Arbitrary Number] old?
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So just rebuilding all bathrooms in all buildings that are [Arbitrary Number] old?
Queerness inherently requires a level of self evaluation that translates well into non-monogamy.
Once you've already confronted yourself about where you don't fit in existing structures its a lot easier to communicate and negotiate boundaries outside those structures.
Once you've already confronted yourself about where you don't fit in existing structures its a lot easier to communicate and negotiate boundaries outside those structures.
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Queerness inherently requires a level of self evaluation that translates well into non-monogamy.
Once you've already confronted yourself about where you don't fit in existing structures its a lot easier to communicate and negotiate boundaries outside those structures.
Once you've already confronted yourself about where you don't fit in existing structures its a lot easier to communicate and negotiate boundaries outside those structures.
Listen, I would take issue if my partner suggested going to a 'Swinger's Club' because that term sounds sketchy as hell.
Everything else is on the table.
Everything else is on the table.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Listen, I would take issue if my partner suggested going to a 'Swinger's Club' because that term sounds sketchy as hell.
Everything else is on the table.
Everything else is on the table.
Jokes on you 2013 was the last time I was happy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Jokes on you 2013 was the last time I was happy.
Its not a magic bullet, and it will take decades to undo the damage. But yes, I think there are gains to be made by depriving a large hateful coalition of its unifying strongman.
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Its not a magic bullet, and it will take decades to undo the damage. But yes, I think there are gains to be made by depriving a large hateful coalition of its unifying strongman.
Im trying to feminize my wardrobe and I find all this cute stuff in the summer but the moment fall hits im stuck with baggy sweaters and I hate it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Im trying to feminize my wardrobe and I find all this cute stuff in the summer but the moment fall hits im stuck with baggy sweaters and I hate it.
I need you to know I am obsessed with them and your art is giving me life.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I need you to know I am obsessed with them and your art is giving me life.