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dratty.bsky.social
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@dratty.bsky.social
Hi I'm Mel
He/him gay boy, do not interact if under 18

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when he just ate everything in your pantry and fridge but knows you're still gonna order doordash..
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The good news is, the drat is thoroughly insulated and prepped for hibernation YES we hibernate DON'T look it up, you can't trust google, it's fine.

Bad news is, he's grown accustomed to his diet and will be DEVASTATED if you try to scale back. You can't do that to him, can you?

🎨 By Chubby-shark
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Happy ooky spooky
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
blerf..
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I- oh..
October 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
POV: you dashed a few pizzas and two liters and this guy rolls his chair over to the door to answer. "What, it said 'leave at door'. Now, you gonna stare all day, or come help me with this?"

(🎨 @/conell.bsky.social )
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My bad.. 🐯💦💦

(🎨 BearlyFeline years agooo)
September 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Damn, 52, way too early. At the Gates' impact and influence on metal, death metal, metalcore, etc simply cannot be overstated. So glad I got to see them back in 2018, they were fuckin great. RIP, Tomas.
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
have a little goober of a golden doodle
September 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Yaa!
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When you're just trying to have lunch in your car and you find out it's National Dog Day

Woof..
August 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Oof, it's a big effort, but I'm right there with ya..

(Ft. @/bigmaster.bsky.social)
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
So good to listen to a book again, I need to do this more often..
August 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's giving botulism
August 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Arcane mog: grand magister of the Kirin Tor

Frost mog: uuuhhhh wet bandit
July 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Saw these this morning, had to try, always and forever a goldfish girlie. They're pretty good, obviously going for that burger sauce flavor, kinda mustardy, kinda pickley, a little tomatoey
July 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
July 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Tricks you into not attacking me because you think those are my eyes
July 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
July 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I mean
July 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Quite curious actually
July 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yeeees bitch it's TIME i am WET
July 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Goodnight, little man. You can rest those tired little legs now.
July 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They have it in 12 paaaaacks
June 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
God DAMN this album still slaps so hard
June 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM