Apple won’t even keep Rosetta around, good luck getting them to do a Proton

how do you balance a multiplayer game whose predecessors’ whole schtick was having bombastic overpowered weapons anyway

Aura isn’t your CPU positively ancient? This thing will probably run rings around it

cashing in when the pricemaster says “five” and out when he says “hundred thousand dollars”

I can’t entirely begrudge it, it’s hard to make a good game with a small staff and budget! TBH Dangerous Golf was good fun. Dangerous Driving was kinda mid. They seem to be actively patching this one, so maybe they have enough publisher money to deliver this time around.

the perf makes it much, much, much harder on Steam Deck, and it makes some baffling decisions (no graphics settings on Deck specifically, units tied to PC locale, etc.) but it’s pretty, you know, fun

the frustrating part? the iOS, iPadOS and macOS versions are effectively feature-complete, but the app *started* on watchOS and I’m not exactly gonna release a version that *doesn’t* work there