when I’m doing stand up on stage and I’m panicked scrolling through the notes app on my phone looking for a joke to say? that’s what I mean by doom scrolling
September 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
when I’m doing stand up on stage and I’m panicked scrolling through the notes app on my phone looking for a joke to say? that’s what I mean by doom scrolling
Did a photo shoot and got the pics back today and just as i suspected.. I’m ugly
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Did a photo shoot and got the pics back today and just as i suspected.. I’m ugly
Bjork: I’m a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl
Me: I’m mental illness in the shape of a blob
Me: I’m mental illness in the shape of a blob
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bjork: I’m a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl
Me: I’m mental illness in the shape of a blob
Me: I’m mental illness in the shape of a blob
I’m done being the first person to message on Grindr. From now on I’m offer only.
September 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m done being the first person to message on Grindr. From now on I’m offer only.
I walked into an audition and as soon as they started filming my nose started bleeding
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I walked into an audition and as soon as they started filming my nose started bleeding
TikTok is a great tool for people to tell each other to put a snack in the freezer and then eat it cold
July 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
TikTok is a great tool for people to tell each other to put a snack in the freezer and then eat it cold
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Being straight by being at the gym and not wearing earbuds/headphones
June 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Being straight by being at the gym and not wearing earbuds/headphones
Consider washing your water bottle
June 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Consider washing your water bottle
Whenever a random song mentions Christmas I’m like oh is it that time of year?
May 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Whenever a random song mentions Christmas I’m like oh is it that time of year?
When I lived in Taiwan I would see people bring boba tea at the gym
May 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When I lived in Taiwan I would see people bring boba tea at the gym
Literally so proud of Katy Perry and what she accomplished up in space for 11 minutes today. She DID that and that’s why I’m a Katy cat!!! 🐱
April 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Literally so proud of Katy Perry and what she accomplished up in space for 11 minutes today. She DID that and that’s why I’m a Katy cat!!! 🐱
I follow too many random people
on instagram. Someone will be like “new hair who dis” and I’ll be like ya actually who is dis?
on instagram. Someone will be like “new hair who dis” and I’ll be like ya actually who is dis?
April 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I follow too many random people
on instagram. Someone will be like “new hair who dis” and I’ll be like ya actually who is dis?
on instagram. Someone will be like “new hair who dis” and I’ll be like ya actually who is dis?
Using AI generated images as your Grindr profile is soooo sick and twisted please get help!!!
April 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Using AI generated images as your Grindr profile is soooo sick and twisted please get help!!!
I hate when I’m not near a 5g tower 😡
February 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I hate when I’m not near a 5g tower 😡
I feel bad for people in Vancouver who didn’t feel that earthquake
February 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I feel bad for people in Vancouver who didn’t feel that earthquake
Sometimes it’s like umm have I ever enjoyed anything?
February 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sometimes it’s like umm have I ever enjoyed anything?
Got new glasses if anyone cares!!!
February 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Got new glasses if anyone cares!!!
Always really powerful and moving when someone is running in a music video
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Always really powerful and moving when someone is running in a music video
Made another cake if you can believe
December 30, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Made another cake if you can believe
Meal prep? That’s left overs!!!
December 16, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Meal prep? That’s left overs!!!
I made a giant Yule log
December 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I made a giant Yule log