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Daniel Phimphisane
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Football, Polaroids, memes, pancakes.
Still harbouring feelings to visit Glenrowan.
He/Him.
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#CCMvNEW #ALW
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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While that result sucked, this was the first time that the WahiNix actually looked competitive against Melbourne City for the whole 90 minutes. Felt like we dropped points rather than facing the usual inevitable. In the end, City took their chances - we didn’t. #MCYvWEL #ALW
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Safe to say that Nepali Sokkah Twitter approves the Samba start. #MCYvWEL #ALW
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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When you’re coaching the Ferns at 9:15pm but need to plan your Foodland shop for 9:15am #AUSvNZL
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Mood #AUSvNZL
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Me, when we didn’t concede for 19 minutes #AUSvNZL
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Close enough #AKLvNEW
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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YF mood #WELvADL
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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The Phoenix scored?
Off a corner?
AND IT WAS SCORED BY ALEX RUFER?

#WELvADL
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Euro Itchy and Scratchy land would get more people tbh #WELvADL
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Expect NZ Knights-levels of crowd today. #WELvADL
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Expect NZ Knights-levels of crowd today. #WELvADL
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Since the World Cup, NZF has done nothing to bring Ferns games home, and just twiddling their thumbs hoping that participation rates alone would mean more awareness. The Ferns programme has regressed, exposure is almost nil, with tonight’s performance the result of the above. Embarrassing. #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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The real Newcastle Jets would walk over the Football Ferns #AUSvNZL
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This is essentially the Matildas v the Newcastle Jets #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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We’re getting shredded to Ribbons here, all across the board #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Michael Mayne’s an Ange Postecoglou regen #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Well, that was a fun 13 minutes #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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This is essentially the Matildas v the Newcastle Jets #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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FOLD THE MENS PROGRAMME NOW #WELvMVC #ALW
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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🎶WE’RE IN YOUR HEEEAAAAD
IN YOUR HEADDDD
KEERRMITTT
KEERRMITTT
KERRR-MIT-MIT-MIT🎶

#WELvMVC #ALW
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“YOU’RE KERMIT AHHHHHHH” #WELvMVC #ALW
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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GET THE DRONES OUT #WELvMVC #ALW
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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“YOU’RE KERMIT AHHHHHHH” #WELvMVC #ALW
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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🎶Love's got the Poultry in Motion
And I can't believe it's true🎶

#WELvMVC #ALW
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Nepalese SokkahBS rn #WELvMVC #ALW
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Just book the flights to Darwin now, guys. Already looks like you’re thinking about it. #WELvMAC
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Tessel Middag and Alyssa Whinham goneburger for the season due to ACLs.

FUCK THIS STUPID LIGAMENT

#WahiNix #ALW
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM