King of the Heel
@downtonflabby.bsky.social
"I was baptized in the river of profanity."
Kid: Teachers don't drink pop!!! They just drink coffee.
I didn't even argue.
I didn't even argue.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Kid: Teachers don't drink pop!!! They just drink coffee.
I didn't even argue.
I didn't even argue.
Goapele, is that you girl?
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Goapele, is that you girl?
Another one Wale?! Good lord.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Another one Wale?! Good lord.
Bitch!!!
Wale, what is this?!?!
Wale, what is this?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Bitch!!!
Wale, what is this?!?!
Wale, what is this?!?!
Job search ain't going so well. Does standing on the corner still work?
I know the perfect corner if so.
I know the perfect corner if so.
October 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Job search ain't going so well. Does standing on the corner still work?
I know the perfect corner if so.
I know the perfect corner if so.
Revisiting one of the only jazz albums I've ever enjoyed as a non-jazz girlie.
Esperanza Spalding sprinkled a little crack onto these four songs.
Esperanza Spalding sprinkled a little crack onto these four songs.
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Revisiting one of the only jazz albums I've ever enjoyed as a non-jazz girlie.
Esperanza Spalding sprinkled a little crack onto these four songs.
Esperanza Spalding sprinkled a little crack onto these four songs.
Today was the first day it felt and looked like Fall. ☺️
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Today was the first day it felt and looked like Fall. ☺️
By the way, this actor was the 40+ year old man that married a teen.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
By the way, this actor was the 40+ year old man that married a teen.
Remembering that one time I fell out of bed while asleep and thought I was falling out of the window I landed next to.
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Remembering that one time I fell out of bed while asleep and thought I was falling out of the window I landed next to.
Well fuck yall too.
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Well fuck yall too.
Caladiums only like hot weather so it was about time to bring them in.
This time though instead of tossing the foliage I decided to make some arrangements for the house.
I hope they last cause they're so freaking pretty.
This time though instead of tossing the foliage I decided to make some arrangements for the house.
I hope they last cause they're so freaking pretty.
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Caladiums only like hot weather so it was about time to bring them in.
This time though instead of tossing the foliage I decided to make some arrangements for the house.
I hope they last cause they're so freaking pretty.
This time though instead of tossing the foliage I decided to make some arrangements for the house.
I hope they last cause they're so freaking pretty.
The Halloween specials are back on TV!!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Halloween specials are back on TV!!!
Checking out this new PBS show with my kid. Cute and science-y.
September 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Checking out this new PBS show with my kid. Cute and science-y.
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You know what's worse than someone in your house watching a football game?
Someone in your house watching like 15 football games all at once.
Someone in your house watching like 15 football games all at once.
September 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You know what's worse than someone in your house watching a football game?
Someone in your house watching like 15 football games all at once.
Someone in your house watching like 15 football games all at once.
Wait wait wait. Somebody said we can post our own gifs now on Bluesky.
Lemme see...
Lemme see...
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Wait wait wait. Somebody said we can post our own gifs now on Bluesky.
Lemme see...
Lemme see...
Thought my kid was coming close to my face to give me a kiss.
Instead he smiles and says "you got a little mustache".
Instead he smiles and says "you got a little mustache".
August 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thought my kid was coming close to my face to give me a kiss.
Instead he smiles and says "you got a little mustache".
Instead he smiles and says "you got a little mustache".
Used this spicy chicken fry for the first time today.
Chile... lips on fire but that shit is good.
Chile... lips on fire but that shit is good.
July 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Used this spicy chicken fry for the first time today.
Chile... lips on fire but that shit is good.
Chile... lips on fire but that shit is good.
