King of the Heel
banner
downtonflabby.bsky.social
King of the Heel
@downtonflabby.bsky.social
"I was baptized in the river of profanity."
Kid: Teachers don't drink pop!!! They just drink coffee.

I didn't even argue.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Goapele, is that you girl?
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Another one Wale?! Good lord.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bitch!!!

Wale, what is this?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Job search ain't going so well. Does standing on the corner still work?

I know the perfect corner if so.
October 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Revisiting one of the only jazz albums I've ever enjoyed as a non-jazz girlie.

Esperanza Spalding sprinkled a little crack onto these four songs.
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Today was the first day it felt and looked like Fall. ☺️
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
By the way, this actor was the 40+ year old man that married a teen.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Remembering that one time I fell out of bed while asleep and thought I was falling out of the window I landed next to.
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Well fuck yall too.
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Caladiums only like hot weather so it was about time to bring them in.

This time though instead of tossing the foliage I decided to make some arrangements for the house.

I hope they last cause they're so freaking pretty.
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Woohoo!!
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Halloween specials are back on TV!!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Checking out this new PBS show with my kid. Cute and science-y.
September 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Aww. They said Maggie Smith loved memes. ☺️

I've got a whole collection of hers.

#DowntonAbbey
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You know what's worse than someone in your house watching a football game?

Someone in your house watching like 15 football games all at once.
September 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Wait wait wait. Somebody said we can post our own gifs now on Bluesky.

Lemme see...
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
August 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thought my kid was coming close to my face to give me a kiss.

Instead he smiles and says "you got a little mustache".
August 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
August 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Used this spicy chicken fry for the first time today.

Chile... lips on fire but that shit is good.
July 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
July 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
July 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
July 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM