“Say Drake.”

Hard.

Goto’s stoically deadpan son is absolutely sending me.

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

Me and the cause of all my problems.

#wwe #wweraw #prowrestling

Have them scrap in The Rumble, put them both in Elimination Chamber and have them play a part in each other’s eliminations, then give me this for the Men’s IC Title at WrestleMania.

I thought this was CM Punk.

Every single fucking day we stray further from God.

Young David Lynch is the handsome but conservative-looking guy in the movie you think is boring until Octopuses in high heels with machine guns show up and he pulls out a key turns tables into doors that lead to planets that exist in the future and past simultaneously and everyone is an Angel.

RIP.

Don’t ask me why I’ve thought about Green Day a lot recently, I just fucking have, and I’ve decided that they released this album at LEAST fifteen years too early.

One thing I like to think we could all agree on is Shaved Head Long Trunks Punk was NOT it.

Figures.

Good for him.

I really don’t like this thing AEW’s doing where they’re taking all the fun, colourful acts and characters they’ve created, SOMETIMES by accident, and having them be shamed for not being “REAL” wrestlers anymore.

I know it’s specifically for the game but we need to talk about how great this WrestleMania logo looks. I wouldn’t be sad if they used it for the actual show.

Please don’t do this to me.

Roses are red,
As gifts they’re a bit sappy,