Doug Helbling
@dougunit12.bsky.social
Technologist, writer, 3d artist, musician, socialist, pagan, fogey. Frequently imitated, rarely cloned, never accurately profiled by the FBI.
(NOT looking for a soulmate, crypto consultant, cult, life coach or pictures of your body parts)
(NOT looking for a soulmate, crypto consultant, cult, life coach or pictures of your body parts)
You KNOW Muskie Boy is getting desperate when he gets a fake Elmo to do his dirty work. Expecting fake versions of Frasier Crane, Abe Lincoln, and Socrates to show up any minute.
July 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You KNOW Muskie Boy is getting desperate when he gets a fake Elmo to do his dirty work. Expecting fake versions of Frasier Crane, Abe Lincoln, and Socrates to show up any minute.
Oversimplification.
June 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oversimplification.
Original meme graphic by u/loathingscreen .
May 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Original meme graphic by u/loathingscreen .
Delusions of godhood.
Shocking EVERYONE, of course.
Shocking EVERYONE, of course.
May 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Delusions of godhood.
Shocking EVERYONE, of course.
Shocking EVERYONE, of course.
Thought Police are comin' ...
April 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Thought Police are comin' ...
How about Jee Guevara? Has a nice ring to it.
April 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How about Jee Guevara? Has a nice ring to it.
Being a perveyor of idiocy transcends gender.
April 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Being a perveyor of idiocy transcends gender.
Maybe Turning Gangrenous.
March 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Maybe Turning Gangrenous.
And just where is the labeling for THIS Zpost?
March 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And just where is the labeling for THIS Zpost?
Evil move on your part. Also totally understandable.
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Evil move on your part. Also totally understandable.
My Douchebag Sympathy Jar is empty.
February 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My Douchebag Sympathy Jar is empty.
Mixed feelings here, as Texans join the ever growing crowd of FAFO folks as post-election Trump Reality manifests in their 'hood.
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Mixed feelings here, as Texans join the ever growing crowd of FAFO folks as post-election Trump Reality manifests in their 'hood.
The phrase "What was she THINKING?" doesn't even begin to cover it.
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The phrase "What was she THINKING?" doesn't even begin to cover it.