Doug Schoemer
@dougschoemer.bsky.social
Dad, husband, AP Econ teacher, Liverpool fan, Sixers fan, movie lover.
I'm getting close to the point of acclimating myself to writing this season off and looking to a hard reset, whatever that may mean, for next August. More than almost anything else, this is not a fun team to watch anymore. #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm getting close to the point of acclimating myself to writing this season off and looking to a hard reset, whatever that may mean, for next August. More than almost anything else, this is not a fun team to watch anymore. #LFC
Love to know why my congressman, @repwalkinshaw.bsky.social ,
voted YES on the performative GOP nonsense today.
voted YES on the performative GOP nonsense today.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Love to know why my congressman, @repwalkinshaw.bsky.social ,
voted YES on the performative GOP nonsense today.
voted YES on the performative GOP nonsense today.
MSNBC - unironically, I think - just actually reported Drump being in Florida and doing "business as usual." This entailed him attending a fundraiser last night and playing golf today.
🤡 #NOKINGS
🤡 #NOKINGS
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
MSNBC - unironically, I think - just actually reported Drump being in Florida and doing "business as usual." This entailed him attending a fundraiser last night and playing golf today.
🤡 #NOKINGS
🤡 #NOKINGS
My heart breaks for Giovanni Leoni. He gets his first #LFC start, has a dominant 80-minute performance, then gets injured and will now miss the rest of the season. I can't imagine what that young man is dealing with, and can't wait to see him back at Anfield next season.
September 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My heart breaks for Giovanni Leoni. He gets his first #LFC start, has a dominant 80-minute performance, then gets injured and will now miss the rest of the season. I can't imagine what that young man is dealing with, and can't wait to see him back at Anfield next season.
Not sure about UK, but the announcers here in the US = bloviating praise for Arsenal. You'd never know a) they haven't won the league in ages; b) they lost to #LFC this season; and c) THEY ARE CURRENTLY LOSING TO CITY! Maybe it's US loves guns, ergo Arsenal is guns, so we love Arsenal?
September 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Not sure about UK, but the announcers here in the US = bloviating praise for Arsenal. You'd never know a) they haven't won the league in ages; b) they lost to #LFC this season; and c) THEY ARE CURRENTLY LOSING TO CITY! Maybe it's US loves guns, ergo Arsenal is guns, so we love Arsenal?
I am really savoring the insipid post-match whining from "Flopper" Grealish and "Hey You Kids Get Off My Lawn" Moyes. Have some dignity, ffs. Or don't, because I love lapping these comments up.
#LFC
#LFC
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am really savoring the insipid post-match whining from "Flopper" Grealish and "Hey You Kids Get Off My Lawn" Moyes. Have some dignity, ffs. Or don't, because I love lapping these comments up.
#LFC
#LFC
Lol, Simeone moaning about Anfield fans and that #LFC has to get things under control. I'm sure the fans behind the visiting bench at Metropolitano are spending the match tossing good restaurant recs at the coaching staff.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Lol, Simeone moaning about Anfield fans and that #LFC has to get things under control. I'm sure the fans behind the visiting bench at Metropolitano are spending the match tossing good restaurant recs at the coaching staff.
Kash Patel being a #LFC fan is the worst news I've had in quite some time. And to sport a club necktie while berating members of Congress? Dang.
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Kash Patel being a #LFC fan is the worst news I've had in quite some time. And to sport a club necktie while berating members of Congress? Dang.
I'm going to miss Harvey Elliott, and wish him sustained success (except when he plays us). He has saved #LFC a few times, been a genuine Red, and has been a joy to watch on the pitch.
September 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm going to miss Harvey Elliott, and wish him sustained success (except when he plays us). He has saved #LFC a few times, been a genuine Red, and has been a joy to watch on the pitch.
This is very sad news. Mark was a champion for under-appreciated music, and Bar/None was a perfect home for him. The music community has lost a titan.
RIP Bar/None Records CEO Mark Lipsitz. Mark's evangelical enthusiasm for his bands reminded that music can inspire a powerful joy. Music is an integral part of our existence, so Mark's teenager-level passion was inspiring beyond just music — it was inspiring about life. That's a great legacy.
July 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is very sad news. Mark was a champion for under-appreciated music, and Bar/None was a perfect home for him. The music community has lost a titan.
Here's where I, a terrified 12 year-old, saw Jaws 50 years ago. The New Canaan Playhouse in CT.
June 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Here's where I, a terrified 12 year-old, saw Jaws 50 years ago. The New Canaan Playhouse in CT.
Share a movie quote you use frequently in real life 🎥🗣️🖤
June 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Share a movie quote you use frequently in real life 🎥🗣️🖤
Coffee tastes especially rich and rewarding this morning.
May 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Coffee tastes especially rich and rewarding this morning.
Trent going to Madrid is like Durant to the Warriors, only worse. At least KD was trying to finally get a title, and he didn't grow up dressed in OKC jerseys in his stroller.
May 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Trent going to Madrid is like Durant to the Warriors, only worse. At least KD was trying to finally get a title, and he didn't grow up dressed in OKC jerseys in his stroller.
Man, do I wish I could be there. To all my #LFC friends on here who are going, know this wannabe scouser in Virginia, USA, is there with you all in spirit.
BREAKING: Liverpool have confirmed that the parade for the Premier League champions will take place on May 26th!
April 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Man, do I wish I could be there. To all my #LFC friends on here who are going, know this wannabe scouser in Virginia, USA, is there with you all in spirit.