Douglas Cheape
@douglascheape.bsky.social
An idiot, but not one of the useful kind.
Remembering Hamish’s predecessor, Fergus. And how he liked to pretend he was in a tank.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Remembering Hamish’s predecessor, Fergus. And how he liked to pretend he was in a tank.
Not much is known about Jesus's brother, Gary Christ. Rumour has it he could turn water into Tennents Lager.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Not much is known about Jesus's brother, Gary Christ. Rumour has it he could turn water into Tennents Lager.
Your annual reminder to never buy a breeding pair of Bernese Mountain Dogs from a guy in the pub.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Your annual reminder to never buy a breeding pair of Bernese Mountain Dogs from a guy in the pub.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
You just died.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Hahaaa! True! I shit you not.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Hahaaa! True! I shit you not.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You just died.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Hahaaa! True! I shit you not.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Hahaaa! True! I shit you not.
Traditionally it is at this time I post a pic of the startlingly handsome young Wayne for the ladies (and men, unlike Wayne himself I don’t judge).
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Traditionally it is at this time I post a pic of the startlingly handsome young Wayne for the ladies (and men, unlike Wayne himself I don’t judge).
I love this, Rick. And it may well inspire me for my traditional December late night movie run. Controversially, I have always placed Stagecoach at the top (because I first saw it as a nipper on one of those legendary BBC2 afternoon double bills and was utterly mesmerised). Young Wayne was 👀
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I love this, Rick. And it may well inspire me for my traditional December late night movie run. Controversially, I have always placed Stagecoach at the top (because I first saw it as a nipper on one of those legendary BBC2 afternoon double bills and was utterly mesmerised). Young Wayne was 👀
Happy Thanksgiving America.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Happy Thanksgiving America.
Just a reminder, before AI there was real art.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just a reminder, before AI there was real art.
My darling wife spotted this at the George Square Christmas Market exactly seven years ago...and yes, that is mulled Buckie. #merrypisstmas
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My darling wife spotted this at the George Square Christmas Market exactly seven years ago...and yes, that is mulled Buckie. #merrypisstmas
Happy Birthday, laddie x
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Happy Birthday, laddie x
A day of toil deserves reward, and in my opinion there is no greater than an Omelette Arnold Bennett.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A day of toil deserves reward, and in my opinion there is no greater than an Omelette Arnold Bennett.
Been at it all day, and I am so cream crackered, and it appears, now have a cat 👀
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Been at it all day, and I am so cream crackered, and it appears, now have a cat 👀
Good morning from the new hoose.
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Good morning from the new hoose.
Breaking News: Just heard our furniture is at last on its way to a freight ship…and arriving at 5:30am tomorrow.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Breaking News: Just heard our furniture is at last on its way to a freight ship…and arriving at 5:30am tomorrow.
'Oh, an arrow, sooo original.' You had to hand it to St Agnetha, she remained an eighteen carat bitch right to the very end.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
'Oh, an arrow, sooo original.' You had to hand it to St Agnetha, she remained an eighteen carat bitch right to the very end.
Prime Rib Peppercorn Sunday.
*Pillastro Primitivo
*Pillastro Primitivo
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Prime Rib Peppercorn Sunday.
*Pillastro Primitivo
*Pillastro Primitivo
'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
Stinking outside the box.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Stinking outside the box.
Quite a few Eastern European fish processing vessels pass this way, which might explain this interesting item for sale...a handy 10 litre container of vodka just in time for Christmas.
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Quite a few Eastern European fish processing vessels pass this way, which might explain this interesting item for sale...a handy 10 litre container of vodka just in time for Christmas.
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
Ha, I am afraid we are merely the latest members of the family who, for over four hundred years, have sheltered on that particular bit of land. This last house was built by my wife’s grandfather, and is owned by her mother. It’s a chain unlikely to be broken soon.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ha, I am afraid we are merely the latest members of the family who, for over four hundred years, have sheltered on that particular bit of land. This last house was built by my wife’s grandfather, and is owned by her mother. It’s a chain unlikely to be broken soon.
After storm, afternoon.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
After storm, afternoon.
Holidays are coming…
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Holidays are coming…